Lord of potatoes the second

"life continues in bouquets of cacti" -my math teacher after he got his pancreas removed

[zettszi]

internet girl 📷

[meatbanshee]

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[potatolord-69]

Can I just start killing people? Pretty please 🥺

[sashamikus]

“YOU!!”

I tried to draw in Gorillaz artstyle…hehe

[ferenhights]

Bonus Derpy:

[potatolord-69]

Yet again with another shameless plug

[prokopetz]

Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".

[prokopetz]

"Or he'd just fight it himself" no, he would not, for two reasons:

This represents a fundamental misunderstanding of Mario's central plot structure. Mario always gets his ass beat in his initial encounter with an outside context problem, then spends the bulk of the game going around gathering allies and kicking the legs out from under the outside context problem's support structure.

This sort of thing clearly falls into another protagonist's idiom, and Mario is a union man – he's not going to scab on Kirby. Perish the thought!

[blackcattails]

"I wouldn't take-a the food from another video game mascot's plate!"

"I don't think Kirby gets paid for this."

"That's-a not what I said."

*off-screen vacuum sounds*

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[targetedknowledge]

[fadingclub]

How tall are Mercury and Vena?

I don't really have exact heights in mind for them, but I will say they are both fairly tall and lanky. I would put Mercury between 5'11" and 6'2" and Venus between 5'7 and 5'10"

Here's a rough height comparison for them.

[dove-tears]

[vroombees]

Welcome back checo and valtteri 💛

[oxidizedacidd]

the REAL ending to the bedman fight

[koth-harvest-final]

my server is making big innovations in the 1984 emoji react game

[c-venash-vishner]

Venus Psychopomp, more like Penis Dickandballs

Out of the millions of people who wonder in and out. Why do I have the misfortune of seeing this

[dogpuppy]

[potatolord-69]

I'm sorry, WHO ENTERED THE ROOM JUST NOW⁉️

[potatolord-69]

Here's some clips of me getting absolutely cooked (please like it)