Six Impossible things

My name is Carley. I'm 20 and like to play soccer and sketch. We should be friends. Feel free to message me.

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

Artistic macarons | cupplets

[timewastepod]

[the-knights-who-say-book]

“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC

[the-knights-who-say-book]

“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos

[the-knights-who-say-book]

These aren’t exaggerations

[a-singing-dragonfly-deactivated]

6th century BC Twitter

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

All Star translated into Aramaic translated back to English

[hydro-homies]

Corrupt doggo bribed by bear

[regularlesbian]

a bear has learned my furry son can be bought

[dastardlydorito]

[wannabeanimator]

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

[biphoenix]

[unetrangerquidort-deactivated20]

People who use the word “literally“ for something that can’t be literal is the reason I want man kind to be extinct.

[wroxall]

nothings real dude not even grammer we made it up man go outside

[regretorb]

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[thuri-ly-made-madej]

[pillmanize]

I made a difference in the world!

[pennie-dreadful]

REBLOG TO SAVE YOUR QUEER HEART FROM BREAKING

[omgkalyppso]

I’ve seen a bunch of people in the notes concerned (like I was) of comparisons of members of the lgbt to dogs: but upon visiting their website I was reassured that they monitor a variety of content, including (but not limited to):

[curface]

THIS IS A GOOD SITE

[colt-kun]

Apparently at my niece’s school the girls have started chanting “underwear” during class anytime they see a boy’s boxers from his pants being too low to protest against the teachers dress coding them for bra straps.

I’m laughing too hard to respond to my sister.

[bob-belcher]

[notchicken]

When will your friends ever

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM

[depsidase]

[lesbianrey]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

REPORTERS YELL INDISTINCTLY