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Okay, I know Iâve been a little MIA for a while, but Iâve been working on a new TWD fic, if youâd like to check it out its called Falling and will be updated on wattpad every SaturdayÂ
Title: My Not-So Little Girl
Character(s): Negan and Casey (daughter) Prompt: Driving Lesson Summary: Negan gives his daughter, Casey, advice on how to drive and it gets out of hand. Word Count: 3,612 Warning: This is also a bit AU â especially since Negan doesnât have any children. Authorâs Note: Thank you to @flames-bring-a-ton-of-ashââ for doing this writing challenge! It was very much out of my comfort zone (especially with the prompt I chose lol), but I enjoyed writing it nonetheless! Besides, I love a domestic Negan. I also got a bit distracted with this prompt and wrote more than I planned and also took a different route than I expected. Regardless, I hope you all enjoy! :)
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PRE-APOCALYPSE
âDad, I finished the hours I needed with my driving instructor. Can you please bring me out for a drive? I can show you how ready I am for the test!â Casey begged, sitting at the table with her father. He was looking over a few sheets of paper before he removed his glasses, setting it down onto the stack.
âIâm not saying that you arenât ready, Casey, but Iâm busy right now, okay?â
âThatâs what you fucking said last time,â she mumbled.
âHey! Watch your mouth. We talked about this shit already.â
âSays the one who curses every chance he gets. Fine, dad. Whatever,â Casey said, standing from her seat. She ascended the stairs, walking down the hall into her room and slamming the door shut behind her.
Lucille giggled from the kitchen, stirring the sauce she was making for their weekly dinner of spaghetti.
Negan narrowed his eyes, standing from the table to walk over to her. He wrapped his arms around her from behind and kissed along her neck.
âWhatâs so fucking funny?â He mumbled, his hands tightly wrapped around her frame.
âYouâre getting angry at our daughter for using that type of language, yet here you are⊠Doing the same exact thing.â
âI canât fucking help it. Itâs in my genetic code. I came out of the womb crying out a string of curse words,â Negan joked.
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Safe - Negan x Reader - Part 4
Warnings: Alpha!Negan x Omega!reader, language, cheesy romance
A/N: sorry for the leave of absence, i hope the cavities you get from this makes up for it xx
[safe masterlist]
Coming back from Alexandria was like a breath of fresh air. Neganâs mood improved drastically once you returned, which made you feel more comfortable. Once he was back in his element, he was good to go, and even began ordering you around again. Shocker.
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Safe - Part 3 - Negan x Reader
Disclaimer: this is an A/B/O AU. it will not exactly follow the show, but some of the plot lines will line up.
Warnings: Alpha!Negan x Omega!Reader, lots of swearing
Safe Masterlist
Much to your surprise, living with Negan wasnât terrible.
It had been a week since you agreed to stay in his room, and it hadnât been awful. He was gone most of the time (which meant you got the bed), and when he was there, the two of you played card games and had pleasant small talk. You were beginning to warm up to him more and more, and while the thought scared you, it made you feel better about your future and what it held.
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I'll be posting a new Negan daughter fic tonight! Let me know if you want to be tagged!
Me please!!
Safe - Negan x Reader - Part 2
[find part one here] Â Â [if youâre new, find A/B/O rules here]
A/N: thank you for all the love on the first chapter! it honestly means a shit ton to me. ppl liking my writing??? what a concept. anyway.. enjoy! as always, let me know what you think !! xx
Warnings: A/B/O dynamics (Alpha!Negan x Omega!female reader), lots of swearing, threatening/assault-like themes (idk what to fuckin call that), and my shitty writing
You awoke to a feeling of suffocation. For a brief moment, you worried that Negan had decided that he had gotten in over his head, but once you woke up fully you realized that it was only an overpowering scent. It was musky and strong, smelling of burnt coffee and shot gun shells and some candle you used to burn before the world went to hell; it was pleasant, something youâd like to burrow into and bask in for days. Right now, though, it was so overpowering you felt as if you were choking. You gasped, sitting upright. Negan was sat on the edge of the bed, smile on his face as he watched you gasp for air. You didnât know what was worse, the fact that Negan had been watching you sleep, or that the smell was him. And you liked it.
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Iâm The King
Relationship: Negan X Fem!Reader
Warnings: Lotâs of Cussing, Negan being Negan, you almost being Negan, lots of Badassary
A/N: IM HONESTLY IN LOVE WITH THE WAY THIS TURNED OUT SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY FIRST WALKING DEAD IMAGINE!!!!
Summary: Youâre basically a female Negan and this is how things turn out.
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âWhat do you mean Ray?â You growled at the man who served as your right-hand. The brown haired man shifted nervously until until you gave him a sharp glare and he stopped.
âA group attacked us on our way back from one of the pick-ups.â Ray stated. âTook everything, we killed a couple and they said a man named Negan would deal with us later.â Â
You stood up fingers gripping the wooden bat and letting one of the many nails that had been stuck into it scrape along the floor. One of your gloved hands drummed against your desk as you walked into the large circle of men and women that gathered in your office. Everyone was silent and didnât dare make a noise. âWhy does this keep happening Ray?â You hummed  looking the man in the eye. âThatâs the third time this month, and frankly Iâm pissed. Get a truck ready.â
âBut you have no one to collect from until next week-â One of your advisors said.
âDoes it look like I fucking care?â You asked raising an eyebrow and cocking your head. âI said get a truck ready, weâre going to The Winterbush colony, they were a little light last time anyways.â You handed your beloved bat to Ray before pulling on your gloves and tugging on the worn leather jacket. âI wanna have a word with this Negan because this shit just wonât do.â
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Less than twenty minutes later- your men knew you hated to wait- you were going to the back of one of your trucks. âMâam are you sure you wanna go back there? Your truck is up in front and ready to go.â You clicked your tongue and turned around on your heel slowly.
âSon, if I wasnât sure do you really think Iâd be going to the back of this fine vehicle?â You told him and he apologized before walking away in slight embarrassment. You hopped into the back of the truck gathering everyoneâs attention.
âListen up!â You shouted, all eyes were on you now. âI wanna meet the man they call Negan, giveâem a piece of my mind, so that being said, do not stop unless weâre meeting the man himself!â Â
You gave a wicked grin before pulling the back of the vehicle down and being enveloped in darkness. You started humming a tune, nothing special, just something to pass the time. After a short while the truck stopped and you scowled stomping over to the large door and pulling a chain that would allow you to open it.
âWhat in Godâs dead earth is the meaning of this?!â You yelled hopping out of the back and walking to the front of your men where a line of soldiers that werenât yours stood lined up with a bunch of guns. âWho are you?â âNegan.â A puny little fellow spoke up towards the end of the line.
âThatâs real funny.â You whispered in the manâs face. âIâm going to ask again, who are you?â âNegan.â A woman said and you turned your head, placing your bat on your shoulder before standing in front of the line of soldiers letting out a hearty laugh.
âWell this is real fucking funny.â You said before grabbing a smaller man and shoving him to the ground. âNow somebody is going to tell me who you are or Iâm going to bash âlil Timmyâs skull in.â
âDonât get prissy doll, theyâre just doing their job.â A large man wearing a black leather jacket and a red scarf stepped out from behind the line of soldiers. A bat wrapped in barbed wire was sat upon his shoulder next to his salt and pepper colored hair. âIâm Negan, and this is Lucille.â He said picking up his barbed-wire bat.â âBeing a pain in my ass is their job? They need a better career choice bub.â The man had a smirk on his face while your scowl remained permanent. You surveyed the Negan, he seemed to think he was king around here, oh how he was wrong. âY/N, Iâm a very busy woman so Iâd like it if you uh, ya know, cut to the chase?â His smirk left his face and was replaced with a scowl that matched yours. If looks could kill youâd both be dead 10 times over. âYou killed my men.â
âYou stole my stuff.â You snapped.
âThat you stole from others.â He chuckled. You rolled your eyes at the man.
âSurvival of the fittest, Megan.â You told him raising an eyebrow.
âItâs Negan doll.â The man said looking down upon you, but you ignored him.
âI donât bash anymore of their towns brains in and they give me whatever the fuck I want them too.â You said lightly lifting your bat to show Negan what you meant. He let out a hearty chuckle.
âHoly Shit guys!â The man laughed putting his arms out to the side and gesturing to you. âItâs me with tits!â You scowled before pointing a long finger at his chest. âI want my stuff back.â
Negan laughed again. âNo can do doll, unless-â He paused for dramatic effect. âYou came back to the sanctuary and we made a deal.â âWhat kind of deal?â You asked your scowl still permanent on your face, some of your soldiers werenât sure if it would ever leave your face again.
âWeâll discuss it at the sanctuary.â Negan gave a cocky smirk and you turned to your men. Some were shaking their heads at you but their opinions didnât matter. You looked towards Ray who gave you a nod of approval before you turned back to face Negan.
âLetâs go boys!â You shouted with a wicked grin. âWeâre taking a field trip!â
Negan attempted to put an arm around your shoulder only for you to dodge it and glare at him. You got in the passenger seat of his truck and waited for the man to get in and start driving.
âNice try. Found this on one of your men.â Negan said getting into the vehicle and tossing one of the walkies you saw Ray pick up and stick in his pocket into the middle of the seat. Even if you didnât take the deal you sure as hell wanted tabs on the leader of the saviours.
âWell what can I say?â You smirked with your arm hanging out the window as he started driving.
âSorry?â Negan gave a grin and you rolled your eyes
âThis is the apocalypse, not pre-school.â You told him and for the rest of the ride the two of you sat in comfortable silence, your hand never left your bat, you never got that comfortable in the presence of a potential enemy. When the truck rolled up to the gates of the sanctuary you got out looking around as if you were planning renovations to the place.
âPretty fucking amazing isnât it?â Negan gave a grin and put his arms straight out to the side showing off his home. âIâd love to see your home, considering Iâve shown you mine.â âThe deal Negan.â You scowled looking at the man clad in leather. He gave a small smirk before leading you inside on of the buildings. He entered a room with a bed and other furniture before closing the door behind you and taking a seat on the couch. You copied his action and waited for him to talk.
âI like you Y/N, I really do.â He began. âYouâve got spunk.â âI like to think of it as class.â You told the man with a straight face.
âSo hereâs my bargain, you and I combine forces.â Negan cut right to the chase. âWe combine our homes and the places we control.â
âWhat do I get out of this deal.â You asked leaning forward resting your elbows on your knees and getting closer to the man in black.
âWell, for starters, you could practically rule around here, be a queen, more supplies for your people, Iâll even give you the rest of your supplies my men took.â Negan claimed and you took everything into consideration. âNot to mention you get to work alongside a handsome devil like myself.â âThatâs funny, because back at my home, Iâm treated like a King. But I like your deal, so Iâll take it on one condition,â You say.
âWhich is?â Negan asks quirking an eyebrow.
âI go on every supply run. I like to be hands on and make sure people know who I am, put the fear into them in case theyâve forgotten who I am.â You declare before sticking out your hand for him to shake. âWe gotta deal?â He shakes your hand and the two of you stand up walking to the doors. âIâll be back next week, I expect Iâll have a nice comfortable housing space?â You say looking over your shoulder.
âYou shall.â Negan says smirking as you walk away. You round up your men and tell them to get in the truck. You turn around and send Negan a wink before getting in a truck of your own. âGentâs, I think Iâm in Love.â
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lol nah
how andy wants rick to die
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I just died laughing so hard
âCooorooorooorlâŠâ OMG IF THATâS NOT THE FUNNIEST VARIATION OF CARLâS NAME
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Hereâs my Jeffrey photo op experience. Donât have a chance to respond now cause Iâm at the airport but I will read everything and answer everyone when I get home. Love y'all. Jeff deserves the world.
IM SCREAMING AND CRYING THIS IS FUCKING CUTE