Princesse Donut #1 Fan

I’m just here to make time go faster till book 8 comes out

[carlsmybitch]

Carl: When did you go to sleep last night?

Donut: When the movie ended.

Mordecai: We didn't watch a movie last night.

Carl: Yeah we did, the one with the lions.

Mordecai: THAT WAS THREE NIGHTS AGO.

[carlsmybitch]

Carl introducing donut to new crawler friends

Carl: we all have our demons

Carl: *puts his hand on donuts head*

Carl: this one’s mine.

[carlsmybitch]

Carl:Why is prepotente crying?

Donut:He said the only food that can make you cry is an onion.

Carl: ... and?

Donut: I threw a watermelon at him.

[carlsmybitch]

Mordechai: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.

Donut: I relate to Tinker Bell because she needs attention or she dies.

[carlsmybitch]

Donut: Maybe you're right.

Carl: Of course I'm right. You think I got this old by being stupid?

[carlsmybitch]

Carl: is that whiskey or perfume?

Mordechai:*downs the entire bottle*

Mordechai: perfume.

[carlsmybitch]

Donut: Prepetente won’t wake up, what do I do?

Carl: Have you tried kicking him?

Donut: Yes

Carl: Well,I’m out of ideas.

[carlsmybitch]

Katia: I'm Carl’s emergency contact.

Nurse: So, you're here to pick him up?

Katia: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

[carlsmybitch]

Mordechai: hey, Carl, can i take you to my therapist next week?

Carl: why?…

Mordechai: she thinks i'm making you and all your issues up.

[carlsmybitch]

Carl: That moment when all your friends and family get really busy for a couple of days and now you have to wait it out while your brain starts screaming that they wouldn’t care if you died.

Mordechai , blinking rapidly: What the fuck, dude ?

Donut: yeah, of course we’ll notice if you die. I’ll lose of the personal space benefits!!!

[eggsgrubsandpumpkins]

Dungeon Crawler Carl floors 1-3: TeeHee! This big buff guy has a cat named Princess Donut! Dungeons & Dragons! Action/Adventure! Raunchy gore!

Dungeon Crawler Carl floors 4-onward: "Comrades, synchronize your watches. Tonight is the night we light the sparks of the revolution. Tonight is the night we die for our freedom."