I Cannot Stop With This Movie!

descendants obsession enough said

[ask-berrylos]

Harry: I JUST WANT TO HEADBUTT YOU!!

Carlos: *runs away*

Harry: what did I say wrong?!

Gil: Well, you threatened him. Try saying “I want to headbutt you softly”

Uma: OR. OR. You ask him for a kiss like a normal fucking person!

[c0ffeebee]

- Arenae ye e'en a wee bit scared? - Piss off, Hook. help i’ve fallen into a descendants hell and i can’t get up also if you want to blame someone blame @zerotheghost, i do

[the0utlaster]

Harry: 20 years from now, I guarantee you. I will be Carlos' second husband.

Carlos: What happened to my first husband?

Harry: Nothing you can prove.

[carlosfreckles]

[justdescendants]

Rotten Four and their Hunger Games Districts

[queenlyevie]

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A DESCENDANTS BLOG

I’m new so I want some blogs to follow! Thank you

[deliciouslyevilforjaylos-blog]

Woooh!

[colossaldumpster]

Getting into the Descendants fandom be like;

[devilisimoarchived]

How sad is it that the vk probably don’t have baby photos?

[ebres]

The Isle of the Lost: Chapters 1-5

[descendantsobsession]

Mal: Hey, everybody, I’ve got some awesome news.We have a new crew member today, Ben.

Ben: Hi, everyone.

Mal: So, I thought it’d be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. I’ll start. My name is Mal and I like to party. All right, Evie. You’re up.

Evie: Hi. My name is Evie,and I like to party.

Mal: No, Evie. I just said that I party, so maybe do something different from me.

Evie: My name is Evie, and I am Maleficent’s daughter.

Mal: You know what? Let’s move on. Jay, you’re up.

Jay: Hello. I’m Jay, and I like to party.

Mal: What did I just say to Evie?

Jay: Who?

Mal: Evie.

Carlos: I like to party. I’m Mal.

Mal: No. You’re Carlos.

Carlos: Right, Carlos. I party.

Mal: No. No, you don’t. Nobody parties but me.

Evie: Yes…and we party.

Mal: No.

Jay: Yeah, just Mal.

Mal: Yes.

Jay: And me.

Mal: No! I’m the only one who parties.

Carlos: I’m pretty sure I’ve partied before.

Mal: No, Carlos, I know for a fact you don’t party, okay? You do not party.

Carlos: You’re right. Evie’s the one who parties.

Evie: Sweet.

Mal: Oh, my God. Shut up, okay? I’m just gonna do it for you. Ben, This is the crew. Carlos is the techie, Jay is the muscle, and Evie is the brains. None of them party. Right? Got it? Okay now let’s party.

[descentury]

The “Rotten Four” being absolute dorks while promoting Disney’s Descendants.

[descendantsobsession]

Jay: Why is Dude on the counter?

Carlos: He likes to be tall.

[peachyart-1010]

In conclusion, I love Carlos De Vil and he must be protected at all costs.

[auradontrash-blog]

reblog if you're a descendants blog

hey hi hello im a new Disney Descendants and I need more blogs to follow!

[mirrormirrorinmyhand]

Why did Jay go to kick open the door when he learned lock picking in dragon hall

[tourney-queen]

Go big or go home

[danielsarmand]

alright alright alright  i’m carlos de vil trash

[descendantsobsession]

Mal: Ben is just so nice and perfect, I'm happy to have him.

Jay: (remains quiet until Carlos nudges him in his ribs) Oh! And, I'm happy to have Carlos.

Carlos: Nice of you to mention it.