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metal, punk, slytherin, 16, penny, rowan, charlie, merula • F U C K SNAPE!

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HPHM Text Posts as Characters:

The Step-Sibling Edition:

Featuring - @0-avery-johnson-0

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update if anyone is curious:

heyo. I’ve had this blog for maybe 2+ years or so now and I’m not as active here as I was before. But, when I do use tumblr I often use my sideblog more. (My sideblog is hphm related and dedicated to my mc Carl.) Furthermore, imma still be here, but I’m more active now here @carltheedgelord so y’all can catch me here!!

:)

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yes that’s right,

It’s, Ｓｐｏｏｋｙ　Ｓｚｎ🎃🕷🦇🥀　

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mc in any social sitiuation when an outfit is involved:

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master has called dobby a slur

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too many damn posers at Hogwarts, only the real punks listen to this.

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This is how I envisioned Merula Snyde would edit her MySpace photos....

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i love how I’m deadass fighting a fckin ACROMANTULA over here and Tonks be in the back like...

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§kkrrr† §kkrrr†

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Professor Flitwick just asked me to tutor struggling leviosa kid...

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🤟🏻🤘🏻

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MC charcter factfile:

Full name?

Carl White.

Age?

16.

Date of Birth?

September 13th 1972.

Weight/build?

Average build, however a little bit on the skinnier side.

Height?

6”1 or 185.42cm.

Eye Colour?

Pale Blue.

Hair Colour?

Dark Brown

Any Siblings?

Only the one - Jacob White. However he is currently missing.

Siblings’ age?

Jacob White is 18-19.

Any other family/or relatives?

His mum - Jennfier Albatross - His step-mother actually, but he and Jacob refer to her as their mum due to their real mother leaving when they were young.

His father - Micheal L. White - is his true blood father, but Carl doesn’t speak to him anymore due to his abusive nature.

His birth mother - Nadine White (presents surname unknown) - Fled to Eygpt many years ago escaping her abusive husband to persue a a different path in life.

Blood Status?

Pure-Blood.

House?

Slytherin, of course.

Romantic Interests?

Penny Haywood (Date to Celestial Ball).

Merula Snyde.

Parents Occupations?

Micheal L. White = Has a regular muggle job as he is ashamed of his wizard upbringing and lineage and he brands all witches and wizards as ‘freakshows’.

Jennfier Albatross = Used to work at Gringotts for a while, but is now seeking different career paths in order to provide for her step-sons.

Nadine White?= Unknown.

Does any of his relatives have ties to significant families?

Yes, Nadine has ties to the Malfoy family. When she was a slytherin at Hogwarts, she befriended Narcissa Malfoy - they stayed relatively close until graduation.

*congrats if ye made it this far*

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