DAD, goodnight!

"I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass." - Me

[suicidalgrizzly]

[carlxe]

@notcarlie : is it just me or does my dog look like stitch? wtf...

[carlxe]

You woke me up from the best dream that involved me being a main character on Criminal Minds and scared the absolute shit out of me. This better be good.

[missdontcare-x]

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[carlxe]

@notcarlie: can you hook me up with that bae

[martyfck]

  I actually came here to find you- which I knew I would, because the day hell will actually freeze over is the day you find your way out of here. Why are you always in here? C’mon, let’s go do something, dunno, fun? 

[carlxe]

It's called having my priorities in order, Mr. Richardson. Why don't you study here with me? That could be fun.

[tbh-doniya]

  Nope, well as far as I’m aware of it didn’t. Normally I wouldn’t be in here either but I’ve got to do some research for my psychology paper.

[carlxe]

If you were looking for people to talk about in your psychology paper, this is the place to do it. Everyone in the library is basically dead inside anyway.

[nani-kealoha-deactivated2015030]

  Not exactly. But I do have a massive econ test coming up so I figured I should be prepared.

[carlxe]

That kinda' sounds like hell. Go figure, but good on you. I was walking behind someone that said they were going to 'yolo' that test this morning.

[carlxe]

Well shit, did hell freeze over? I didn't think I'd see the day you'd be in the library. 

[fckkkat]

  I will. And I will look super fierce.

[carlxe]

Do me a favor, and put an Ebola sticker on everyone you make out with tonight, just for my amusement.

[fckkkat]

  You’re like..so rude.

[carlxe]

Oh my god, I am so sorry. Am I taking away your freedom? It's fine, liberate yourself in an Ebola costume.

[carlxe]

If I see someone dressed as Ebola, or a sexy Ebola nurse, I'm going to personally jam their head in the bin, or send them on a plane to Liberia themselves. When will people understand there's shit you don't mess with on Halloween? That's just a disclaimer, before you tell me what you're wearing tonight. 

[lostandfound82-deactivated20141]

[carlxe]

t e x t ( to all )

gunnar: ;)

gunnar: quit complaining and come join us you non-hooligan !

carlie: do you ever SLEEP

[carlxe]

t e x t ( to all )

marty: will you let the person texting me at 3 know im trying to sleep

carlie: :) yeah sure i will totally do that :)

carlie: can't you HEAR them

[carlxe]

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dustin: actually i'm very impressed ... i paused my criminal minds for this.

dustin: who is this?

carlie: why were you watching criminal minds at 3am??

carlie: er... carlie

carlie: the....................slutty zebra

[carlxe]

t e x t ( to all )

gunnar: excuse you fireworks are fucking fun

carlie: i fucking KNEW it was you;;; you hooligan

[carlxe]

t e x t ( to all )

casey: if you know the person texting me about some dumbass lighting off fireworks at 3am let them know i was just about to fall asleep and they ruined it

carlie: that's a lie you don't sleep

carlie: i figured it was you letting them off

carlie: :) sorry not sorry, guy :)

[carlxe]

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carlie: if you know the person letting of fireworks, will you let them know they're a dumbass and that they aren't impressing anyone at 3am