Starfieldbhm

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[starfieldbhm]

He/Him SSBHM in an open relationship.

Hey all I kinda wanted to try out a new bio for people to ignore 😅

Im the 7 time pink taco eating champion! I like short walks to the buffet line and my favorite color is green. Big spoon expert but working on my small spoon game. I'm hung like a field mouse but I can lick the crumbs outta the bottom of a Pringles can. Don't ask me to crush you if you're afraid of death, I can't be responsible.

Many many moons ago I was big and athletic. Ex-homecoming king and football badass 😎😄. Now I'm just really big. I'm extremely hedonistic. Not so much a feedee. Food just doesn't connect with me sexually sadly. But I love to live a life of excess and pleasure.

I'm a huge fan of gaming. I love games like magic the gathering, Warhammer, D&D. Even generic stuff like spades. I spend a vast majority of my day playing games online like league of legends and hunt showdown. I've got a pretty large steam collection so I may have what you play. I'm always on the lookout for some gaming friends.

I'm on disability so technically the US government thinks I'm so good at gaming snacking and snuggles they pay me to do them.

I do have an only fans. Link below. The only fans is basically snack money. The government might pay me to be a potato but the pay isn't great 😉. Also I stream on twitch from time to time. I love games but hate shirts. So you'll probably catch me gaming shirtless.

I try to get along with everyone, and I'd say I'm pretty easy going. But I find it hard to chat with right wingers. We just don't see eye to eye on alot of things. So if you like Trump, think covid is a hoax, are a racist, homophobe, sexist, or don't think people should be able to make decisions about their own body, or just all around a shit person. We're probably best to not chat, trust me 😁

I'm in an open relationship and a massive flirty slut. Sorry if I'm too much!

Below are my links to other platforms, including OnlyFans fans and Twitch. Plus a wish list if you're feeling generous or want to feed a fatty. 💜

https://linktr.ee/StarfieldBHM

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[starfieldbhm]

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[starfieldbhm]

That hater is talking a lot of shit for someone too scared to come off anon 😂

Yeah poor lil guy is all upsettie spaghetti.

[starfieldbhm]

And you’ll be dead by next year, fat fuck. Enjoy the attention while your heart holds out. Fat fucking loser lmfaoooooooooooooooo.

Im kinda done with bothering with these dumb ass insults. Yup. Ima die. Were all gonna die. But im going to die knowing I loved how I lived. Will you feel the same?

And yes. Im fat. And your a sad little man who got rejected. Facts are facts.

[starfieldbhm]

Come on fatty. No one cares about you. They only care about your size. That’s it. Nothing more. You’ll never amount to anything more than just a fat piece of useless shit. LMFAOOOOOOOO.

Well.. I mean, nobody but you!!! Thanks for sharing your thoughts with me. I couldn't care less what a manchild on the internet thinks of me. The important thing is you want me soooo fuckin bad but you'll have to settle for jerking off to my internet smut bc your too much of an incel to hook up with me.

Honestly, thanks for trying so hard though. I appreciate your effort! 👌

[starfieldbhm]

As soon as I answered this I got an onlyfans renewal. I didn't expect you to resub so quickly!!

[starfieldbhm]

Come on fatty. No one cares about you. They only care about your size. That’s it. Nothing more. You’ll never amount to anything more than just a fat piece of useless shit. LMFAOOOOOOOO.

Well.. I mean, nobody but you!!! Thanks for sharing your thoughts with me. I couldn't care less what a manchild on the internet thinks of me. The important thing is you want me soooo fuckin bad but you'll have to settle for jerking off to my internet smut bc your too much of an incel to hook up with me.

Honestly, thanks for trying so hard though. I appreciate your effort! 👌

[starfieldbhm]

Stupidness murder? Dude, I’d destroy your fat ass.

Again the irony of insulting me by calling me fat. Plus u wanted to fuck me, whats that make you? Ima find ya irl and tell all your friends and family how you lust after my huge fat ass. Closeted fetishizing piece of shit.

[starfieldbhm]

I mean, easy fix is to just fucking crush anonymous for causing issue. Seal the deal and do the world a favor lmfao.

After all this stupidness murder isn't far from my mind.

[starfieldbhm]

But… you didn’t ask for more information from them. You just cocked some bullshit response. Like… idk. You’re just fucking dumb.

I mean. He reached out to me. Like if you're truly trying to make content with me. I shouldn't have to hold your fucking hand.

Content where you're going to be on camera.

Also trying to post as a "different" anonymous person looks real dumb. Just turn off anonymous at this point.

[starfieldbhm]

I mean, I don’t want to DM now because like, idk. Huge turn off when there’s no reason for an attitude about something. People use anonymous for security whether it be good or bad. I guess have better understanding for people who may not be able to fully be open? The more fat guys I meet the more egotistical I feel like they are. Mega turn offs. I’ll be unsubbing from OF. Absolute loser.

You cant be fully open...

BUT! you'll shoot porn with me?

Makes sense

Lol I hope you find what you're looking for big guy. Im sorry im such a loser for needing more information about someone asking to make porn with me.

[starfieldbhm]

Anonymous people pay for your lifestyle fatty. Remember that.

Lol what??

Is this is about the other ask I got asking to be squished??

The anonymous statement was more of a idk who you are. Like give me something. Send a DM, send a pic, something.

What am I supposed to do with an anonymous ask saying "ill let you squash me"?

Also calling me fat as an insult.. peek irony!

[starfieldbhm]

Yoooo its FRIYAY!!!! This week's FGF video is me getting ready for a bed bath. Watch a VERY fat man barely have enough room on a king-size mattress just to roll over. https://onlyfans.com/starfield

[starfieldbhm]

I would be 100% down to shoot squashing content with you (I’m like 140lbs) but I don’t want you to go easy on me.

Aww jeez anonymous person you'd do that for me???

[starfieldbhm]

Any squashing content on the only fans yet?

I haven't found anyone crazy enough i guess. Do you know anyone with a death wish? 😅

[starfieldbhm]

Have you ever made a video of yourself masturbating to orgasm? How old were you when you had your first orgasm? Were you alone or did someone lend you a hand (or a mouth, or a vigina.) Did it scare you or were you excited by by your sticky welcome to manhood?

*TRIGGER WARNING * SEXUAL ASSAULT*

I think I have a video on my onlyfans of me cumming after masturbating. Not entirely sure what age I had my first. But I was molested as a child and thats when I remember learning about touching myself till I came. It was.. a mixed feeling for sure.

[starfieldbhm]

Just a very fat guy taking up lots of space in some public transportation!

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[starfieldbhm]

Basically me..