Beautiful and Terrible as the Cheesecake Factory

this machine makes forks in a really weird way Another rat leaving the Twitter boat. Indie RPG designer, former podcaster, full-time technical writer, one-time journalist. Once was too poor to join a cult. he/they. Games at https://understory.itch.io/

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cruzfucker]

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[liarsblade]

I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

[liarsblade]

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

[udntnome]

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

[dragoness-witch]

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[robotlyra]

The reason why McConnell is currently ambiguously dead is because KY law was recently amended to state that a vacant senate seat must be filled by a special election, but previously, the duty to fill a vacant senate seat was by appointment of the current governor. The present KY gov is a Democrat, and has the means to challenge the special elections rule in the state supreme court, under the argument that it is unconstitutional to governor's power as outlined in the KY state constitution. So given the risk of a Dem appointee who would become an incumbent to challenge, or a special election race in the middle of the Mamdani Endorsement DemSoc run on congressional seats, McConnell will remain in quantum superposition between life and death until there is no longer a risk of his republican power being challenged.

Which... you know, really is life in the American Fascist Era in a nutshell: a questionably dead or dying racist lich refusing to reliquinsh the ability to make all our lives miserable

[theinstagrahame]

Even in death he's an obstruction.

[targetedknowledge]

[saul-tortellini]

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

[sapphicsceptre]

at what point during my transition did it become unacceptable for me to exist topless in public?

it's the state legislators' goal to answer that impossible question

it's feminism's goal to realize the question itself is inherently misogynistic

[mandate-transgenderism]

since transitioning i have never more wanted to walk freely without having to wear a top. before i held such a shame thay being shirtless was unthinkable, even among "other" boys when i was young. now?

i am a proud woman and i wish to exist as such, free to wear as much or as little as i want. no one is harmed by my tits being out, only i am hurt by a lack of bodily autonomy. when the heat is overwhelming i want nothing more than a parasoll in hand and nothing on my chest.

why are the sensitivities of prudes and bigots above my right to exist as i please?

[depsidase]

[birdandmoon]

Heat waves.

[storyweavingspider]

Addition: The amount of bombs that Israel and the US have dropped on Gaza in the pursuit of genocide and settler-colonialism have significantly contributed to climate change over the past couple years and is directly linked to so many “once in a century” and “never before seen” weather and temperatures.

[mikermccall]

Gary Gygax doesn't sound like he'd have been very fun to play with. The fact that there are those who would treat this as my problem rather than a simple fact is my biggest problem with the OSR community.

[stargazersasha]

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

[stargazersasha]

mature content

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[enthusispastic]

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[theconcealedweapon]

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[qqueenofhades]

Everyone in my notes right now:

[frankendykes-monster]

[dramatic-dolphin]

people on tumblr might lack reading comprehension but reddit users are inventing new forms of media illiteracy i never thought were possible

[dramatic-dolphin]

fascinating...