infinitely ephemeral.

Please don't be creepy.

[carmenchangg]

LOLOL to keep forever 😁

[obviousplant]

I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

[micdotcom]

Watch: Brian Yu’s heartbreaking poem will strike anyone with students loans to the core.

[carmenchangg]

Life is such a struggle when you love in n out burgers but also love McDonald's fries.

[turnon]

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

[pinklibra-deactivated20170123]

[celtyradfem]

Run faster.

[tehbewilderness]

Walk like you have back up. That’s what it means for men.

[opisaterf]

it genuinely took me a minute to realize this meant “walk sexy so they stare at your ass” and not “walk quickly and/or run because you’re in danger.” men are so fucking stupid and have zero conception of what being a woman in public is actually like lol

[pomo-phobic-blog]

Every single woman who reads this immediately thinks, “Walk faster. Change directions. Surround yourself with people. Call your mom/sister/friend, tell her where you are, that you love her. Squeeze the keys between fingers tighter.” 

That quote is either a warning or a threat.

[repudiatinganticipation-deactiv]

Oscar de la Renta marketing team lacks powerful women.

[septemberpoems]

fucking this. my immediate reaction was clenching my fists, just reading this.

[agentladyhawkeye]

I swear all the color drained out of my cheeks just reading this, my shoulders tensed up, HELLO ADRENALINE.

[swingsetindecember]

so i’d be pretending i’m on the phone and dropping hints that i’m a judo instructor. IS THAT HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO WALK, OSCAR? BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT I DO WHEN THREE MEN ARE FOLLOWING ME AT NIGHT

I ALSO START SPEED WALKING

GODDAMMIT OSCAR, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE BEING A WOMAN WALKING ALONE??? 

DO YOU ???

[breakaway71]

Literally did not even occur to me that this sign could mean anything other than a warning, until this post pointed out what it was actually supposed to mean. Jesus fucking christ.

[darthgalpal-old-deactivated2018]

Artistic Parallels

Venus of Urbino, Titian, 1538

Tubbs the Cat, Neko Atsume, 2015

[redgryphon]

[carmenchangg]

TUBS 😭

[etsyifyourenasty]

[carmenchangg]

I need for apt LOL

[wickedclothes]

[carmenchangg]

Yes yes yes

[etsyifyourenasty]

[carmenchangg]

OMG yes

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[carmenchangg]

LOL

[marniethedog]

took the train 2day

[hermionejg-deactivated20200701]

I don’t know what I even just watched but it really prepared me for the day.

[kingstupid]

always

[w0rldvanity]

[did-you-know]

Stephen Wilkes takes hundreds of photos from sunrise to sunset to create composite images that encapsulate an entire day at different US National Parks.

Source

[yahooanswerswtf]

[carmenchangg]

LOLOL

[dutchstore]

I wouldn’t let my sister back inside until she “Hello’d” me by Sara Hopkins

[hashtag-dramatic-queer-deactiva]

Sara: Do the thing

Kristin: (in a hurt, confused voice) let me in

Sara: nope, DO THE THING

Kristin: (takes a quick breathe) (sings in a heavenly voice worthy of Adele) HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE

[asdfghjkoiuytrdfghj-deactivated]

REAL LIFE ANGEL

[carmenchangg]

Imma do this to you @buialyssa