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carmen fox // 25 // they/them

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( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry *anthony*

carmen: [text] you’re a very talented man, young anthonycarmen: [text] that voice just turned my loins to buttercarmen: [text] woooweee boy howdy

[carmenfox-blog]

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

carmen: [text] i’m so handsomecarmen: [text] i’m so classically handsomecarmen: [text] but also choke bitch. you could’ve at least picked one of those sugar daddies who get off on u completely ignoring them and never seeing themcarmen: [text] i’m /not/ goin sis ur on ur own

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( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

carmen: [text] rip carmen: [text] rest in pieces (of pizza)carmen: [text] sorry that was probably too soon. five second rule? i’m not gonna judge. and i’ll only tell if 1 day u betray me horribly and i need to get back at u. otherwise my lips r sealed

[carmenfox-blog]

so i’m down to send ppl some memes n shit..... like this to lmk if ur cool w getting some from carmen and/or @milopak

[memesandthings]

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

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Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

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[carmenfox-blog]

psa: if yall haven’t listened to frank’s new song u should!!! i’m still shook!!! he’s so good!!!!! also hmu for plots or something i’m around all day ‘cause it’s my day off (all the fuck ugly surfers can make their own gd coffee!!)

[carmenfox-blog]

wvntcr:

“— if it’s illegal, I can’t do shit. – Other than that, sign me the fuck up for whatever you’re planning to do. You seem like you know how to have fun.”

“Why do people always think I’m doin’ illegal shit? I’m good. Mostly. Sometimes.”

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cassiepls:

“Fine – but if I get arrested because I’m underage, I’m snitching on you to the cops.”

“Why do people always think I’m asking them to help me with illegal shit? I’m a good law abiding citizen. I mean, fuck the police and all that but I’m chillin’.”

[carmenfox-blog]

i totally just fucked up my whole (already fucked up) sleeping pattern lmao. i was sick so i went to sleep early, woke up @ 4, went back to sleep @ 12 and then woke up @ 3. now it’s nearly 6 and idk what planet i’m on. this is what i get for being sick and skipping work lmao!!

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alexanderwarren:

“Inappropriate memes. I didn’t even know those existed. Can I ask what the Wu-Tang incident was? I have a feeling that’s a nice story” he smirked, grabbing his keys with a sigh. “Why is your car in the garage? And hey, who can say no to free food? The sooner we get out of here, the sooner I’ll get my free dinner.”

“Really? I thought they were the only kind of meme, honestly,” They joke, before shrugging. “I nearly killed my grandfather playin’ him C.R.E.A.M. one time.”

“Because some tool broke my windows. They didn’t steal anything - they just smashed my windows. I think I probably parked in their space or some shit,” they mutter, pulling a face. “You’re easy to bribe, my man.,”

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anthonyxsmith:

❝ alright so what i was told by someone who called in, a seasoned daddy is the kind of sugar daddy that’s been around for ages. he’ll treat you well and cash you out. i’m thirty five years old, at this point i’ve heard way too much outlandish shit.❞  the male chuckles. ❝ that saltbae shit was something even i can do, just saying..❞

❝ it’s tainted at this point, i’m convinced everyone using it who ain’t talkin’ to their actual father just need a hug. ❞

“Ew, so like.... An old sugar daddy? Yikes,” Carmen replies, wrinkling their nose. They shake their head a little. “Listen, man. I could totally do that shit - it’s literally my job to do that shit. When am I gonna get a meme? Like... Wok bae or something. Sake bae? I could earn some coin off of that.” 

“I’ve never liked the word. I don’t think I’ve once called my pops daddy,” they shudder. “I had friends who did that for me.”

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marcojaguado:

“I don’t need to know, but I’m pretty damn curious about it.”

“Uh, there’s not much to it honestly. One time I wore a Wu Tang shirt, my grandpa asked and I played an album for him. My mom thought I’d killed someone with the way he reacted.”

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micxbarbosa:

“I don’t go out to dinner. That’s boujee shit. I don’t have the money, the clothes, or the motivation. Way too many important things to do to waste hours of my life like that.” she said.

“It’s not boujee if it’s free and I work there, sis,” Carmen replies with a shake of their head. “C’mon, live a little. I just need a tester for some shit - someone who I know is gonna be fuckin’ honest.”