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Hands exercise :)

You made that video ?

No, but I saw it on Instagram like 3 weeks and have been trying to find it ever since. I found a different I account that had the video so I embedded the code on a post so I could reference it easily. If you click the username above the video it will take you to the Instagram mentioned above.

edgebug

stores to cry in, rated

wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10

target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere

an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10

publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator

whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10 nordstrom: plenty of chairs for collapsing into especially in the shoe department but you WILL be accosted by salespeople. they work on commission and are hungry for your money. 7/10 for style ikea: OPTIMAL crying destination, can climb into a bed and have a total mental breakdown and nobody will ever be the wiser, the employees WILL NOT bother you under any circumstances, comfortable and accessible, 10/10 hot topic: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10

How's it been ?

Been better actually. I've been a bit silent due to a wrist injury. But I'm finally feeling well enough to draw again. ^w^; I;ve been a little embarrassed to admit that I hurt myself in the first place.

aiweirdness

The neural network has weird ideas about what humans like to eat

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake) Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake Chocolate Chips Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas Beasy Mist Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard Chocolate Pickle Sauce Whole Chicken Cookies Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom Star * Cover Meats Out Of Meat Completely Meat Circle Completely Meat Chocolate Pie Cabbage Pot Cookies Artichoke Gelatin Dogs Crockpot Cold Water

thefeelofavideogame

when someone beats you at a video game

Made a lil something for an RP group I’m in. I’m new and they can all tell.

#my art #gnoll #gnolls #hyena

rubegi

I think may have found the most beautiful Overwatch edit

lost-to-the-ocean

Is this on youtube? could someone dm me a link? :O

Ever stare at an ad for a little too long before realizing it's not a shit post?

bransonreese

tendermiasma

I’m not an expert but I like hands a lot so hopefully some of this was helpful!

buckysarsenal-deactivated201912

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clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040

“look at this highlight”

turrkishbae

I can’t breathe omfggggghhh

thatgirlhxna-deactivated2019040

I love her

sedexual

“this is 24 karat, this is miracle from Alah.”

sweetmintchocolatewitch

Praise her she’s an inspiration

carmiart

I’m so happy every time this is on my dash.

reanimateobjects

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

sake-pls

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

reanimateobjects

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

anraich-deactivated20181203

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

reanimateobjects

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

rollerskaq

My name is Werm I liv in ground And thru the darck I skwirm around

The peepl tell me All the tym I’m farr too yuck With too much slym

But I think Werm Is gud to be. I find a styck

I draw a me

valadilenne

This precious and holy Chaucer Animal Poetry meme is just so perfect for tone-setting 2017.

coelasquid

That looks like doctor penmanship, he probably thinks he writing out a prescription for you. You can’t get it filled out because he’s not a real doctor but he is a real worm; he is an actual worm. He lives like a worm. He likes to play the drums. He thinks he’s getting good, but he can handle criticism. He’ll show you what he knows and you can tell him if you think he’s getting better on the drums. He’ll leave the front door unlocked ‘cause he can’t hear the doorbell.

carmiart

This is the cutest iteration of the precious poem meme 2017.