Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3
Simon (Iron Lung)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
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Mike Driver

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noise dept.

pixel skylines
ojovivo

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blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
Keni
macklin celebrini has autism
Stranger Things

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3
Simon (Iron Lung)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
hi tumblr im not dead. where my hug at?
im not even rlly into creepy pasta. but thats the guy and i had the urge to draw the guy.
Silly cookies wash together(◕ᴗ◕✿)
Could your top two girl blorbos move a human-sized piano up a long flight of stairs?
Yes, they would both pull their weight
No, they would both give up
No, they’re both physically incapable of doing it
Only one is needed (because of super strength, magic, etc)
Only one of them will stick with it, the other would give up or slack off
Only one of them can do it, the other is physically incapable of doing it
Other
it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store
if ur able to work can u reblog this i am seriously SO sick of it.
btw this isn't solely a disability rights issue or an issue about people who are entirely unable to work. you should also be thinking about the people who are regarded as unhireable. transfems are hugely discriminated against in this way, people of color are passed over for less qualified white people, anyone who has any difficulty playing the interview game is less hireable... frankly anyone who made the mistake of pursuing the things they love and now has a degree for a niche field. if you still joke about Jobless People it's because you've fundamentally connected the worth of people to their labor, and specific labor, work that you see as valuable. and while i'm at it stop making fun of people who still live with their parents. asshole.
cookie run fandom calm down the first witches being confirmed to of made the beasts doesnt mean anything for ur shipping, not even necessarily the sugar and salt witches. they are not literally the parents of the beasts. they are gods that created the beasts. if thats how you WANT to interpret it, fine, but don't go saying it's canon or anything unless thats whats explicitly said IN GAME at some point. im gunna keep enjoying polybeasts personally thank you very much
even now i still only see the witches as "mother" to the beasts as "jesus" is a "father" in christianity- i certainly think first milk was twice as doting on shadow milk than the others were to their virtues, which led to much more severe abandonment issues, but i don't think the virtues/beasts are literally related. if they are they're as related as the greek gods and goddesses are to one another, because the virtues/beasts ARE ALSO GODS. ur shipping is safe u do not have to be upset or scared that devsis ruined it. and some of yall need to be nicer to people who do still ship them even if you don't now this is still ambiguous and people deciding to think similarly to how i do don't deserve harassment or mockery
cookie run fandom calm down the first witches being confirmed to of made the beasts doesnt mean anything for ur shipping, not even necessarily the sugar and salt witches. they are not literally the parents of the beasts. they are gods that created the beasts. if thats how you WANT to interpret it, fine, but don't go saying it's canon or anything unless thats whats explicitly said IN GAME at some point. im gunna keep enjoying polybeasts personally thank you very much
idk about u guys but i get more excited seeing villagers i love show up as tourists on my island than i do get upset seeing ones i don't like. its like. "AWWW ITS MY BABY I LOVE U IM SO HAPPY UR HERE YAYYY" vs "oh ew. bye." maybe other ppl just aren't as joyous or whimsical as me. #getreal
do you have at least one openly queer family member? (not including yourself?
Do you have at least one openly queer family member? (not including yourself?
Yes
No
villagerdb... come back to me villagerdb... we need you....... the 3.0 update is coming villagerdb do you hear me............ you have to wake up
"at least venezuela lost a dictator" "the good thing about trump's invasion" "maduro deserved it" oh my god some of you are dangerously susceptible to fascist propaganda.
unfriendly and honestly hostile reminder that trump isn't invading venezuela because maduro is a dictator, or because of drug cartels. he's doing it only and exclusively because they have desirable oil reserves and no other reason. reminder that venezuela is a comparatively poor country that will never financially recover from this. reminder that venezuelans are suffering with the bombing and the air strikes. reminder that trump did it to steal from them and no one did anything. reminder that this sets a dangerous precedent and now all trump has to do to invade another country is claim they're in a dictatorship. reminder that trump is a fascist dictator.
this will only be bad, for venezuelans and for all of latin america (and possibly the whole world) in the long run. trump did this not to help the venezuelans or their country, but to steal their petrol and get away with it. and he will. because that's what dictators do.
It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"
Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"
Another AF attack
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