immoral creature

21 years old. you can just call me pirate. he/him/ele/dele pronouns exclusively. ele/dele is he/him in portuguese, don't embarrass yourself. discourse is usually tagged with "cw discourse" so feel free to block that. otherwise im just saying words recreationally so don't take me too seriously for your own sake.

[transexualpirate]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[jay-rayart]

Boys deserve to be boys. Not tiny men. For the last day of the FLY campaign I wanted to touch on a topic near and dear to the heart of the story. An innocence we must protect. It’s your last chance to back FLY on Kickstarter! Don’t run, don’t walk, fly! Help us keep soaring. 🪽❤️💫

FLY : A Magical Black Boy Series - Pilot

A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[scatteredsunshine]

community is so good with continuity it’s insane. like they actually did something with the tests britta gave them. they waited three seasons for a joke. they reversed chang and pieces lines. “fire can’t go through doors stupid it’s not a ghost” and “ghosts can’t go through doors they’re not fire”. pierces dads hair piece. come sail away. the ass crack band it.

but then there was also to em saying pierces mom saw his dads ghost but he shows up in advanced gay 2 seasons later

[scatteredsunshine]

community is so good with continuity it’s insane. like they actually did something with the tests britta gave them. they waited three seasons for a joke. they reversed chang and pieces lines. “fire can’t go through doors stupid it’s not a ghost” and “ghosts can’t go through doors they’re not fire”. pierces dads hair piece. come sail away. the ass crack band it.

but then there was also to em saying pierces mom saw his dads ghost but he shows up in advanced gay 2 seasons later

[transexualpirate]

just remembered this is election year and my heart sped up

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[ashestoashesjc]

[bisco]

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

[radiofreederry]

Sounds hot

[thatgoblinjess]

[adventureo]

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

[rockergiirl]

check out my next stoner metal ep, featuring such classics as:

Marijuanification

Complete Derangement

Stoned Sex Drive

Derangement Manifests a Literal Sex Demon

Monstrum Incarnate

Narcotic Parody of Sex

[edjicatrydau-deactivated2026012]

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

[chicken-delight]

[solardrake]

i am going to do it

[solardrake]

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

[solardrake]

it a litle bit cold

[transexualpirate]

i think puppychan is usa's monark

[welcometorabbitseason]

"black liberation furry butt" or "blm diaperfur art" is truly our modern day mo bamba vs sicko mode

watch someone with the comprehension skills of a blooming onion unironically either interpret this as either fanart or racist . because art that isnt made to look pretty and sensationalize dumb shit like this is automatically racist cuz u cant Goon to it as easily

reference to his old art:

[transexualpirate]

sorry for reblogging a bunch of puppychan stuff again but apparently hes evading his ban by using a different username and i only had his old one blocked so his transphobic softcore porn was back on my dash today and it pissed me tf off. i dont wanna see that thanks