It's my turn for glory.

A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. Roleplay blog for Lieutenant Colonel Frank Archer of Fullmetal Alchemist (2003 Anime) . Reincorporated into a Brotherhood/Manga setting. Associated with 'All Is One'.

[fullmetal-fml]

[cacophony-aria]

Explosions are wonderful, are they not?

“Quite.”

[carnage-and-glory]

[carnage-and-glory]

You have gained weight, it's time to go running soldier.

"Don’t be ridiculous——if I’d gained weight, I would’ve been the first to know."

[carnage-and-glory]

I hope you die in a fire and crows feast upon your charred flesh

"Well, you are certainly entitled to your own views, I suppose——however, they aren’t really any concern of mine, either."

[carnage-and-glory]

nobody would ever date you

"Honestly, considering that you've taken the time out of your own afternoon to tell me this, I'm led to assume that the same is very likely true of you."

[cacophony-aria]

"Perhaps not. I only meant to imply that you do tend to present yourself as something of an easy target, in any case. Then again, I suppose it’s not really any of my business."

[carnage-and-glory]

"Tch----oh, very well, then. You've made your point. And you're probably right, as usual. I suppose I'll see what I can do."

[cacophony-aria]

"I see——that does sound rather unpleasant. Still, it would seem to me that you would be subjected to considerably less harassment if you didn’t allow yourself to to be so easily provoked."

[carnage-and-glory]

"I----don't be ridiculous. It's not as though I've somehow asked for any of this, you know."

[cacophony-aria]

"I don’t blame you."

[carnage-and-glory]

"Honestly, you wouldn't believe the sorts of people that have been turning up here, lately. I've all but had to double the security in the past two or three weeks, alone----it's absurd."

[carnage-and-glory]

"...irregardless, I fully intend to have this room disinfected from top to bottom at the earliest available opportunity, just to be safe."

[carnage-and-glory]

AARGGHHAAHHH *HAAACK COUGH* CHOO!! BLEEHHHH

"...you're joking, right?"

[carnage-and-glory]

I think you should tell Kimblee how you feel about him.

"Rest assured that I have nothing left to say to him----and honestly, I don't much see the merit in wasting breath on a madman trapped behind prison bars."

[carnage-and-glory]

You know they haven't cleaned the bathrooms in Central HQ for years.

"I----that's impossible. You can't be serious."

[carnage-and-glory]

I'm sorry sir, but that was someone else's cup.

"I----I beg your pardon? Are you implicating that I've just----?"

[carnage-and-glory]

I'm your doctor's new assistant. He wanted me to tell you that you're terminally ill.

"I----that's positively absurd. If that were the case, he would have contacted me, himself. Honestly, I don't have time for this nonsense."

[carnage-and-glory]

Lol. You said frankly.

"...so I did. Honestly, I don't see what's so funny about that."

[carnage-and-glory]

Sir, we would like to formally apologize for all of the inconveniences as of late. We were thinking of fitting your door with a key coded lock, barring the windows, installing a motion sensitive alarm, and having a canon at the ready. What do you think?

"Frankly, it would seem to me that all such precautions are more than warranted, at this point. Well, apart from the installation of a cannon, anyway. I wouldn't want to come across as paranoid."