Thought Balloons

A collection of my thoughts, projects, and other things I enjoy.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

this is so fucking bleak

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[redstonedust]

it is so abundantly clear you read homestuck humor wise

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

If you saw Elon Musk getting jumped by 50 guys would you:

Help him

Make it 51

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[sakuraluck]

[animentality]

[lelouch]

[catchymemes]

[theemotionmachine]

[cyberbullyinc]

[kropotkindersurprise]

[boibortion]

i think about the black girl every single day im not joking

[brosetv]

And that’s how I learned what BASED means.

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

[tam--lin]

Posts that are better with timestamps enabled.

[mckitterick]

(original post: August 20, 2018)

[angelicguy]

pre covid you could make a room of freshmen laugh with a video of griffin mcelroy sayin todd howard repeatedly. now you gotta kill someone. You have to kill someone.

[lowpolycule]

me: she show me her "rocky" til i horror

the guy who kidnapped me & keeps me in his basement and forces me to post one or two certified three noters per day to make everyone think im fine: yeah thats fine for today. theres been a bit of a girldick theme lately though so maybe think of something more yaoiful for tomorrow

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work

[hungwy]

Look at my post boy

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

[radiofreederry]

[slyandthefamilybook]

what 0 car does to a mf

[memewhore]

[kai-teaa]

tumblrs cardinal sin is being tumblr

[mumblesplash]