Every Mountain Looks Small From Afar

There is love in every moment under the sun I go by Red/Roo but most people call me Joe *was wilsons-hotlittleprettyboymouth* Miraculously 30 | Any pronouns | Physically disabled as hellllll | underneath the OCD I’m really really chill Technically not terminal but dying in every way that matters

[the-quasar-hero]

Can’t go a day without seething in rage about how “Woke” was coined to discuss the pervasive nature of antiblack racism throughout all societies and got so fucking mangled by the white masses across all political spectrums that it practically doesn’t mean anything anymore. It’s almost a joke of itself.

[the-quasar-hero]

During the height of the Ferguson protests, you’d see posts about how the system is designed to oppress the Black community and being unaware of how it operates is akin to being asleep, so you must stay Woke. (Woke as a term in the Black community actually has a long standing history but we’ll focus on this period of time for now). You have to keep your eyes open to the truth, that’s what it was about.

And now it’s used to discuss whether or not it’s woke for a brunette to wear jeans, or if using your turn signal is woke. It honestly makes me want to puke

[newsandstuffisee]

[berrytart]

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

[blankspace-sydney]

man it sucks that a caesar salad would hit rn

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[deep-state-partisan]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 16 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Guys it’s only been 3-4 hours wtf

[scenerwiththegreenery]

tumblr being real normal about this one

[justadragonflower]

update

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m scared guys

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Let's make it worse!

[wellcome-to-chaos]

As of me looking at it rn

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Fear is all I feel

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Update:

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That was so fast wtf

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[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

hummingbird moths are like air shrimps

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's hard not to believe Alex Jones was some kind of controlled opposition stooge when you consider his "turn the friggin frogs gay" thing was about Atrazine, a highly controversial pesticide that is a known endocrine disruptor. In fact, Trump's EPA just recently dismissed a WHO report that it is "probably carcinogenic."

US EPA Dismisses WHO Cancer Agency Determination That Widely Used Herbicide Is 'Probably Carcinogenic' - Health Policy Watch

Since the IARC findings were initially released in late November, the US Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), as well as chemical producer

It is banned in 60 nations. But Alex Jones, oaf that he is, said something ridiculous about it. So most people assumed it was just baseless nonsense and developed an aversion to the whole matter of the second most-used pesticide in the US being an endocrine-disrupting carcinogen.

[thingsfromthedirt]

Jerdon Magnum 357 Handgun Blow-dryer (1981)

[captain-price-returns]

[milquetoaast]

source

[parkchanwoohoo]

[teaboot]

I live in the northwest coast of Canada so we walk everywhere and do stuff outside in the rain and swim in whatever lakes and rivers we find so imagine my smug sense of Canadian superiority when I met a USAmerican Midwesterner who was horrified at the very thought

And then I went to the USAmerican Midwest

And I understood

[teaboot]

What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way

[teaboot]

BC, Canada:

Rains frequently, but the worst is like standing under a bathroom shower. Genuinely inhospitable rainstorms are uncommon.

Along the coast, it's pretty easy in most areas to walk to at least one store, or else there's usually a bus or shuttle available. There are sidewalks and bike lanes everywhere.

It's a temperate boreal rainforest, so while there are many freshwater lakes and rivers, they're usually pretty cold. The biggest danger is typically getting caught in a strong current, and the most dangerous animals in swimming distance are on land.

Earthquakes happen almost every day, but the vast majority go unnoticed. Buildings are designed to withstand bigger seismic activity, so unless it's a 5 or higher it just kind of feels like having low blood sugar for a second. There are no tornados

Rural Illinois, USA:

One minute it's sunny, then ten minutes later that distant smudge on the horizon has swallowed the entire sky in black clouds and the water is coming down like waterfall and you literally CANNOT SEE. Then there's a crash like cymbals and you need to get indoors because the thunder and lightening are on TOP of you

No sidewalks until you are in the smack dab center of town, which is a three hour walk or twenty minute drive from wherever you are.

There aren't many natural bodies of water other than small ponds and creeks, and because the environment is so much warmer, those are filled with snapping turtles that can grow bigger than a nine year old child and water snakes that are incredibly venomous. These are paired with leeches and mosquitos for that sweet umami flavor.

Sometimes Jupiter, Lord of the Heavens decides to jam his finger into the side of your house just to fuck with your whole shit and throws your truck a thousand yards into the nearest church

[kalgalen]

Is there any better feeling than stumbling upon a character that sucks in the Exact ways you need them to at this point in your life

[psychic-waffles]

We're at the "JK Rowling is personally funding litigation to try and destroy AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL" stage of rabid UK terf brain.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

*Not so friendly reminder there is no way to engage in the wizard books without enabling this shit.