Sev

It, Them, & He Pronouns | NB | Cryptic Beast | Art Account ;; @klaazhart

[carnifect-blog]

roaring 20's? no

it's the screaming 20's, now

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[forevers-too-short]

[stuffingbuttsandstuff-deactivat]

what year is this from? 2008?

[martinskki]

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

[constructreese]

[closet-keys]

Thinking about how the universe is either infinite or it’s not and getting mad about it, reblog if u agree

[sereniv]

have you considered it stops some where and then just recycles, therefore it stop but is infinite

[artificial-father]

There is a theory it’s finite but if you exit one side you reenter the other but flipped like 36°

[closet-keys]

[killingconversation]

gays: [wearing three layers of mismatched clothing] it sure is hot outside today huh?

[divide-by-triple-zero]

this post came into my home and poured soup on my shirt and my flannel and my jacket

[somethinginsideyourhead]

if your name has letters in it it means you're gay

[doraspenlow]

stephen king like every single time: maybe the real monster.... is child abuse/addiction/personal trauma/grief/bigotry

me, every single time, sobbing: oh my god you’re so right

[brimsnow-deactivated20200729]

Saw a big inflatable Slenderman today

[brimsnow-deactivated20200729]

Artists Rendition

[drmuy]

@galacticterror you are my one true love bc youre the one that actually sees the shit I post ilu but we cannot be together bc you are a raccoon our love is forbidden I’m sorry

[galacticterror]

[drmuy]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN UR GREAT

[galacticterror]

NO U >:0

[drmuy]

NO U

[galacticterror]

i-

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[aberrantemotion]

So I’m gonna kill your wife

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me

[insomniac-arrest]

Okay, so apparently there are only 200 employees that work on tumblr and with around 452 mil blogs that’s like one employee per 2.2 mil users 

man, if this place is a jungle that’s probably because that’s a lot of freaking kids for one babysitter woah

[insomniac-arrest]

my fbi agent, sipping expensive coffee and sitting in their comfy chair: oh haha, good one Jackie. I’m going to add this to your facts file next to your top five favorite puns and your mom’s maiden name. 

my tumblr assigned employee with 5,000 tabs open and hasn’t slept in two days: what do these people like???

dirt??

pokemon??

whatever the hell this is???

[aro-ace-fangirl]

I thought I was just getting a bunch of ads and I was confused

[sandersstudies]

That feeling when your body is requesting something but you're not sure what so you just start eating and drinking random stuff to try and figure it out

[sandersstudies]

Me, eating a chocolate waffle at 7pm: Is this what you desire, oh prison of flesh?

[queerglassescutie]

Meanwhile your body is like

🚨I need water🚨

[emmaklee]

[queeranarchism]

[Description: A Shell ad that has been half torn off the interior of a bus, revealing a Cif ad underneath. Together the two adds make the sentence Our Goal is to - completely kill the planet - & 99% of bacteria on it for the - lowest price. ]

[pavelow]

I would not survive a vibe check right now