Carnivorous Banana

Stuff I find.

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Proper good

A moment ago, when caught smiling enigmatically in the hall by my eldest, she wryly asked me, “What are you up to?” to which I answered, “Listening to my children and enjoying the interaction of my family”. I am in a proper good mood for a change.

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Sometimes the tide comes in when you don’t expect it.  Sometimes the tide times are not what you thought they’d be.  Sometimes it floods.  Screw the moon, watch for the signs.

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Looks like somebody came and went.  They’re done.

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I am the pirate who won’t do anything.  I just hang around and go to bone.

[andtherewillbelovelovelove-deac]

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trust me, you don’t.  I’m on my way to work.

[bilbobagginsbitch]

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When teaching my kid about ionic vs. covalent bonding, I described them as the married couple vs. the unmarried couple.  The married couple throws things at each other, the unmarried couple happily shares.  She won’t get it wrong on the test, that’s for sure!

[deathstarblog]

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It’s quittin’ time.

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Be like Buddha.  Be one.  Be Zen.  Zen bark at me.  Bow Wow. 

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Don’t hate the player, hate the game.  Never mind, hate the player if you want.  He doesn’t give a shit.

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hot and sticky

Hot. sticky. messy mouth.  finger licking.  lip sticking.  oh so good.  it makes me moan.  the pain that hurts so good.  

hot wings.

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Sounds deceiving

My daughter is behind me sharpening her pencil and I turned around and say “are you eating popcorn?”

And then I go in the kitchen and Carlton IS eating popcorn.

So I steal some.

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Fishing at the end of day makes my worries fade away

They sink away just like the sun for happiness lives where the fishes run

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Look into my eyes, I’ll do voodoo on you. - JuJu

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Fountain of the Muses

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River ripples