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Cosimo Galluzzi

shark vs the universe

Love Begins
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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RMH
Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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pixel skylines
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Product Placement
Peter Solarz
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@carnivorousjellybean
i can’t be the only artist whose art skill is somehow controlled by the time of day (or night, rather).
The truth been told.
i’ve just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet
my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers
This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.
the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool
The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers
im valid???
you are valid
Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?
we’re all in the same family
All colours game.
sean spicer, a total asshole, wanted a minifridge so he wouldn’t have to drag his re-animated corpse to the cafeteria and be seen by all the people that openly mock & despise him on a daily basis, so he sent one of his assistants to go take a minifridge from an office of junior staff at the white house
and those staffers told Spicer’s messenger to go fuck himself, that’s their fridge and they actually need it because they don’t get meals at the cafeteria like spicer does
so, instead of being a reasonable human being and ordering a new one off Amazon, that asshole personally himself went to the officer at night after everyone left and stole the fridge, carrying it back to his office in the white house with his own hands
like that’s the perfect story to totally encapsulate what a complete and total joke not only this current administration is, but that the very bedrock institutions of American democracy are
it’s literally a fucking joke, they couldn’t write something as ludicrous as this on fucking Veep
I thought this was a joke? Or a metaphor? It’s not: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/cold-spice?utm_term=.lpE4j63GM#.prnK1A320
this is the only way I’m drinking wine now
Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle
walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like
moodboards - arcadia bay (life is strange)
fun fact: the producer for the Scooby-Doo movies is named Dick Suckle
he was born in 1969
dicksuckle69
Why did the ghost go out to the pub?
For the boos!
lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies
For context: I play a bard, and DM sometimes lets me us do various OOC things that need to fulfill a certain requirement to land & be effective. In this case, one of our rangers is hurt.
Me: I’m gonna heal her.
DM: You can roll or sing.
Me: I’ll sing.
DM: Go for it.
Me: [proceeds to sing all of Kelly Clarkson’s What Doesn’t Kill You]
DM, to the ranger: You’re back to full health
Context: I’m DMing for a group who is playing Curse of Strahd. The barabarian, Bruce, forgot to retrieve his magic spear so it was confiscated by the law enforcement of the town they’re in. Seeing how dejected Bruce was, Zindara the warlock went and purchased a wooden spear made to be a child’s toy and used a bit of magic to make it sparkle. He then gave this to the barbarian and attempted to convince him that it was far more powerful than his other one.
Zindara: (IC) “Oh yes, this spear is extremely powerful. It’s a wonder I managed to get my hands on it, but I knew how upset you were to have lost your other one.” (OOC) I roll Deception to convince him this is a magical weapon.
He rolled a 23 while Bruce rolled at 2, so in awe of his new weapon he goes to show it to Larofin the paladin.
Bruce: (IC) “Look at this! Isn’t it amazing!”
Larofin: (OOC) I roll to see through the deception… 17?
Me, the DM: That is pretty obviously a toy spear. There’s even a price tag hanging off of it.
Larofin: (OOC) I want to roll deception to convince him that this is also a holy weapon used to slay a dragon… 19.
The barabarian rolls a 5 so listens in awe as the paladin describes how a holy warrior used this spear to slay an ancient dragon that had threaten to destroy his city’s temple and devour everyone inside. As the story is wrapping up the party’s “no-nonsense” NPC walks up and the barabarian calls her attention to his “treasure”.
Bruce: (IC) “Kamala! Look at this! It’s super powerful and rare! Zindara got it for me!” (OOC) Hah, jokes over now guys.
The NPC sees through the deception easily but doesn’t say anything for a few moments. She raises an eyebrow as she looks at the “legendary” spear, then at Zindara (who is trying not to crack up), then at Larofin (who is trying not to grin), then lastly at Bruce who is obviously very excited. There is a long pause before she speaks…
Kamala: (IC) “Wow, I never thought I’d see a weapon of legend with my own eyes. I used to hear stories about it; that only the most powerful of heroes are capable of wielding it.”
She rolled a 21 for charism and he, of course, rolled a nat 1 as the warlock and paladin nearly fell over laughing both in and out of character. Bruce is now completely convinced that this is a legendary magic weapon used by a famous paladin to slay an evil dragon, and thus calls it the “Sacred Spear of Dragon Slaying”.
how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom
hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes
regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out
fix your makeup and make sure you’re not sweaty
go back out and live a lie
REBLOG TO FUCKING SAFE A LIFE OH MY GOD
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.