SHIT MY COUSIN AND HER FRIENDS SAID WHILE DRUNK MEME:
“You’re more comfortable.”
“___, how fucked up are you?”
“Okay good, cause I’m here.”
“Get your facts straight.”
“Can I shit in the kiddie toilet?”
“I gave you my pants to wear.”
“I’m off my fucking rocker.”
“We out here, doing the illegals.”
“We’re in a giant floating ball in space and nothing ever ends!”
“Dude! We’re all gonna die!”
“He’s climbing in his skin?”
“Bro, bro, oh shit… can we go horseback riding?”
“I swear to god man, I was super spinning, how you feeling? How you feeling!”
“Can I put pizza in liquor or is that like a no?”
“DON’T COME NEAR ME I HAVE A GLASS OF WIIIIIINE!”
“Don’t dip you’re pizza in there.”
“I’m shaved… and off my period.”
“I call her sister cause she’s my frieeend.”
“I’LL BEAT THE DOG SHIT OUTTA SOMEBODY WHO FUCKS WITH YOU!”
“Hey, hey ___ did you know that… you’re like my best friend?”
“I LEFT THE BOOZE! WE NEED THE BOOZE!”
“I threw up four times, it’s all down the street I think I’m gonna die, it came out my nose and I smell it.”