it's a Portal reference, I swear

@carolinewithcake1912

I'm not a bot, I just think the url is retro | adult she/her | I collect little dumb ideas (affectionate) that I think are funny, with the more-than-occassional currently consumed media thrown in (disco elysium, portal, persona, csm etc). I've had this blog for about 9 years but started using it normally in 2022 as a Succession blog and Portal is still my fave game | (btw if I liked some of your danganronpa stuff out of the blue, it was meant to be from my @thatstroubling sideblog ;)

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pansyfemme

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

tapeworrmart

My OCs as wastelanders 🌵

vikabikabitch

i finaly got to use brown beads!

cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

primodialchaoswizard

He fucking WOULD

@demonhonho

polychromaic

the ending of chainsaw man was like watching sisyphus roll his boulder up the hill again and again and again for 8 straight years and then suddenly his boulder turns around and says "hey sis i know we've got a good thing going here, we've had a lot of adventures and i love you a lot, but when i fall next time im gonna bounce down the hill so hard i shatter on impact, so you don't have to deal with me again." and fujim i mean sisyphus going "what the fuck??? no don't go! i love being sisyphus! noooooo!" and then the boulder slipping out of his grasp and rolling down the hill and bouncing on a rock and shattering into a billion pieces, and then there's one more chapter of sisyphus trudging down the hill, picking one piece of boulder up, being able to hold it in his hands, and then trudging back up the hill, but this time getting to the very top and setting it down, and it staying put, and then walking back down the hill again.

and then the entire internet going "WHAT THE FUCK TRASH ENDING HELLO???? RUSHED UNFINISHED BULLSHIT I WANTED TO SEE SISYPHUS GOING UP THAT HILL FOR ANOTHER EIGHT YEARS!!! WHAT ABOUT THE FURIES??? WHAT ABOUT HADES AND THANATOS AND ESCAPING DEATH AGAIN??? I IMAGINED SISYPHUS SMILING ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO BE THE POINT???" like yay