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Xuebing Du

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@polychromaic
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how come its always "well lesbians won't exist after gender abolition" and not "everyone will be lesbians after gender abolition" huh
yeah i can tell when you say gender abolition you mean everyone will be men. get real
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this is toki pona! a conlang made by sonja lang and maintained by thr toki pona community. it's main claim to fame is that it has minimal vocabulary and grammar, you have to really think about what you're trying to say about what you're talking about.
I'd translate this phrase as "parents should have sex with their kids"
the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here
*gives u this gives u this gives u this*
Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!
i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money
you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.
dark souls should have a mechanic where if your character is clocky enough gwyndolin doesn't want to fight you and you two just sit for a while and have a few beers
Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement
Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right
reblog to tell prev she's a good girl
this thing contains the divine spark. it evolved from ancient ungulates like whales did
This thing is climate change incarnate.Stop personifying evil like it’s cute and cares about you
this thing is my girlfriend and she lets me cum inside unprotected
Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome
how it feels to remember charlie kirk got an undignified, violent death ^
ironically “perma-preteen caught in a dissociative haze” is a healthier stage of growth than the alternative, “normative adult convinced the dissociative haze is normal and good actually”, you just need to make sure you progress to the next stage, “adorkable latter-teens star of a mid-10s coming-of-age flick”
see the trick is you’re taught that the normal progression is like kid into grown-up but our society is finely-tuned to raping child-objects into vessels of fear. thats kind of the standard path for most people, like it’s fine for you to stick with vessel of fear for your whole life, it’s a useful thing for you to be, but ofc from vessel of fear you can spec into either fear inflictor (which further specializes into rape instruments and death cultists) or witness (which can specialize into trolley operators or your mother), or you can wash out and kill yourself, which happens a fair amount but again, thats alright too.
you’d think perma-preteen is bad, but it’s like a trauma-induced neoteny. here’s where the quirkchunguses and Disney adults also end up, but after a while they enter the treatlerite cocoon n kinda wind up becoming vessels of fear. it takes time and effort, emphasis on the latter, n then you can crawl your way out of the dissociative haze into either sparkledog or bildungsroman protagonist. those aren’t mutually exclusive, ofc, which highlights the transient nature of the soul. are you gonna finish those fries