[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

*watches porn*

me: this intro is taking too long

*skips one minute* 

*they eating ass*

me: now i gotta rewind because ive obviously missed a key element to the story

[puppetmastery]

y'all claim scene is back but where is he.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[why-yellowthere]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

drinKING. smoKING. spanKING. all these kings in my life, and still no queen… any takers? ;) 

[kahunakyle]

Dairy Queen

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

that was some real shit you just said homeboy lets go to dairy queen 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

I’m about to tear up this plate of chicken tenders 

[kahunakyle]

GREAT! LET’S BOUNCE!!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

mah boi

kid’s meal

[pussylipgloss]

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

[woodmeat]

stop!!!

[woodmeat]

wait a minute

[woodmeat]

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

[1617]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

reblog if this is a good pic

[brucebocchi]

[cass-burger]

[frottinq]

Literally how many of these countries can u exclude??? Russia was invaded by the US, but not in any official capacity, immediately after the Bolshevik revolution. Also there’s Cuba and Vietnam. I’m sure there are others.

[auikimaya]

This shit gave me diabetes

[muddyshade]

[gahdamnpunk]

Louder for the people in the back 🗣🗣

[memeluvr2-deactivated20200118]

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

All straight people do on the internet is make porn of the mom from gumball

[wasabi-walnuts]

link?

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

[wasabi-walnuts]

please?

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[brucebocchi]

[angelssspit]

🤡🌈☺️❤️

[queefybuttcheeks]

science with queefylongway: as soon as u put the heart emoji next to they name they’ll turn on u (Newton’s Law)