ari

22 she/her “even when i feel nothing, i feel it completely.”

[eleventhearl-deactivated2024022]

his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me

[socialistexan]

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[knowyournewmeme]

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

[swordmaid]

when the root of the tragedy was love.

[captain-price-returns]

[strawberry-crocodile]

the layer of frizz around a girl's dry wavy hair is actually her halo

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[anna--ahha]

[enki2]

[bplr]

[onceiwashere]

literally sincerely the people's princess

[grumfy]

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[sheherlockholmes]

guards! overstimulate that mans penis

[parkayquarts]

btw if you have persistent or intense acne and those hydrocolloid acne patches aren't doing the trick you can just put regular full size hydrocolloid bandages on your face you can find them in the first aid section of any grocey store. they're bigger stronger more powerful and much much cheaper because the skincare industry is a scam. and you can just cut them up if you want them smaller

[parkayquarts]

forget about the blister sized bandages too those are also a racket. Here's What Your Gonna Do. go online and order a whole ROLL of medical grade hydrocolloid TAPE. yes amazon has it but fuck amazon you can order it from other retailers as well. it's like 10 bucks which is the same price as a typical 24-count box of acne patches or 2 boxes of blister bandages and is approximately ten william gajillion times more product for the same price.