McDirt Clod

Carlisle 21 She/They

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sacred-portal]

[important-animal-images]

[gammadoppler]

*desperate for sex voice* so thats spongebob and thats patrick?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

[radiation]

My saltine cracker acting demure as fuck

[grimelords]

this is what Homer Simpson’s forearm tattoos said in the dream I had the other day, and I woke up with a jaunty carribean tune in my head.

[grimelords]

it went “this is the song and the sign of the summertime / this is the log of the lima lime”

[gaycism]

anyone need serotonin?

[ibrokemyotherone]

i just love this photo. they look like cardboard cut outs of themselves.

[celebgames]

[ratfuck]

white dude with blue dyed gamer hair says "awesomesauce" in public and is carried off by a flock of harpies to suffer a Promethean fate

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Come and See Him

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[sacred-portal]

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[vivifromloona]

Bitch no one wants to hear Phoebe Brisgers put Rihanna on

[bellossom]

sims 3 is the game ever