im posting

way past identity crisis, we are at identity meltdown

[ibrokemyotherone]

they fucking get it

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[unteriors]

Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.

[maidthings]

[yoyosplayground]

source engine.

[astarlingdiscovery]

house flipper.

[dreamyexpertise]

sims 4.

[thepaleelf]

animal crossing new horizons

[anistarrose]

Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

[anistarrose]

If you don't have food allergies or other dietary restrictions, imagine you noticed that everything you buy at the grocery store had added "glunk" to its ingredient label, so you looked up what "glunk" was, and the first result was like: "Regulating agencies allow various food additives to be labeled as 'glunk.' The two most common types of glunk are delicious nutritious dietary fiber, and plutoniium-238."

[dramatic-dolphin]

a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

[dramatic-dolphin]

okay I found it, it's The Best Policy by Randall Garrett

and it has other gems such as "I know beyond a shadow of a doubt what every member of my race thinks of you" (they don't know you exist) and "every human knows exactly as much about the location of your home planet as I do" (nothing)

[meshaamem-li]

found it online if anyone wants to read it

«The Best Policy» text. Page 1

[dungeon-vault]

[onenicebugperday]

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[sexhaver]

"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet

[haru-dipthong]

original by @play-now-my-lord

[ryanphantom]

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

[kosher-bimbo-deactivated2019060]

😞😞😞

[jawzandambakhutagt]

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

[paxamericana]

[numahachi]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[todaysbird]

donating the microplastics in my body to become a new Lego brick when I die

[todaysbird]

make sure that i am the sharpest and most foot-hurting Lego brick. please