[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!

[oneshoteveryday]

“Tell her ur gay” (written at the receiver of a telephone booth)

[nebulaikas]

my girlfriend told me we're going to the park, but this looks weirdly like the vet's office? haha crazy right

[nebulaikas]

i fell asleep and they gave me a weird tattoo?

[nebulaikas]

THEY TOOK MY BALGS

[madatmost]

Two girls asleep on the Feve

11:30 AM, 08/07/2001

Traslaviña, Spain

[cognitohazardous]

hey babe i saw you reblogged Two girls asleep on the Feve 11:30 AM, 08/07/2001 Traslaviña, Spain are you doing ok

[mintytrifecta]

[filmgifs]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[leviathan-supersystem]

cop shows are like "dammit! we would have caught babyeater mike by now if people didn't have rights,"

[weaver-z]

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

[zapruderfilms]

she says she’s no good with words but i’m worse..

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washington Bee, Washington DC, September 27, 1902

[tess-mercer]

truthfully I only truly support celebrities making tumblrs IF they’re incognito about it. i want to make a niche internet friendship exchanging leverage throuple porn and then we slowly graduate to becoming discord friends and eventually I carefully dox myself like “yeah haha I sort of work in [redacted] industry and visiting your city (I think?) if you want to grab coffee” and then my good mutual eliotslesbiancock or whatever is like “haha no doubt. Also btw im keanu reeves”

[dudelookitsalesbian]

"The Temptations of Saint Anthony" by Robert Auer (1917)

[mercipour]

list of cocktails served at Pete Wentz's bar, 2006

peep the references to bands on decaydance

[torturelabyrinth]

When you think about it it's really sad that men have to form bands and deeply interweave their creative and personal lives and then undergo a terrible breakup to experience the phenomenon known as dyke drama meanwhile lesbians are privileged enough to get to experience this all the time

[theresacorpseinthisbed]

here's to hoping she'll make it onto the setlist until the end of tour

[retreat-to-your-mood]

[bakwaaas]

I think you carry the people you’ve loved with you forever, not in a ‘you can never get over them’ way but more like loving them changed you and it meant something and you have to make peace with that