Carry the Stars @carrythestars - Tumblr Blog

the fucked up thing about job interviews is that everybody Knows that youre just there because you need money to stay alive, everyone Knows that the companys interests are in your mind secondary at best to you having a home and not starving, but they still need to hear you beg and tell them how much The Company means to you and how great an opportunity it is to work for them its so masturbatory

neckkiss

“The Breakfast Club”

nevertherestillhere

juliendouvier

deaddolin

*me tied up in some horny bdsm ropes* Agh ya caught me Jessup. And now the whole darn town is gonna go to shit. you know i’m the only cowboy who can run this joint. lemme out

cornbreadxmilk-deactivated20220

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

thanks man

Needed this

(x)

Ah, hello seasonal depressive disorder. I didn’t miss you at all.

neckkiss

Moonlight in the Adirondacks By Rockwell Kent

johnny-and-dora

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

sunbathe

https://www.instagram.com/p/29CrTiA84u/

oh it totally does, but you can’t hear it because space is a vacuum and sound can’t travel through a vacuum!

and that’s a good thing,

because the roar of the sun would clock in at around 120db heard from earth, about the equivalent to having a train’s horn go off three feet from your face.

constantly. all the time, even at NIGHT. there would be no escape.

zeyrablue

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

kedreeva

NASA actually recorded the sun, if you want to hear it:

And they recorded the planets too:

gardeninthevoid

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album