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Hello hello. you can call me Greed. Feel free to ask/talk to/with me. I am 18+, He/Him Banner from @pokemonprideflags

[warriorsofficial]

I realized I should have an intro post with stuff about me pinned.

But I don’t want to do that.

So I’m just going to recommend some music instead here.

Because I can.

And also fuck you, you already know what name to call me by, that’s all you need.

[Song name here] - [Artist(s)/Band here]

Chess - joyful

First Song - Roga.

Minor Holiday - Sparkbird & Stephan Nance

The Candy Man - Sammy Davis Jr.

A.I. [7.5.18] - [Unknown but it’s on Soundcloud]

Ferris Wheel/It’s A Sin To Tell A Lie - Rainbloom [Soundcloud only]

Wildfire - Rabbitology

My Crt - Dream Puzzles

Midwest’s Best - Nik Salah

Born Again - Saint Motel

Move - Saint Motel

Treehouse - Alex G

Destroyer - Saint Motel

Dead Man - sElf

Transcendental Cha Cha Cha - Tom Cardy

Something Wicked - Raddish

You Do It Well - Saint Motel

Salesman Always Lie - Wonderaven

Suit and Tie - Cooper Alan

Wannabe - Demon Dice

Sancta Simplicitas - ennn

Doombop! - The Toxhards

Saint Daisy - Blue Jay Walker

Bloody Mary, Kate, and Ashley - PUP

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[sabertoothwalrus]

getting a set of 100% linen clothes is actually really problematic and dangerous because it has made me want to throw out every piece of synthetic fabric clothing in my wardrobe and replace it with more linen

[justgarb]

it's me Boy, I'm the linen fabric, speaking to you inside your brain. Listen to me Boy, leave the Plastic, we don't need her! Come with me and play my games. We'll have Minoan times and Lace! do do do do yeahhh. You need me boy your free will is an illusion

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[spacialsquid]

my awesome animals

bite sized (it/its): very small. bell jingles every time it moves. slightly radioactive + glows in the dark

sidewalk chalk (they/she): the colored parts of their fade and have to be reapplied semi-frequently. sometimes she changes up the pattern. wings are attached to their scarf, not actually part of their body

left audio (xe/xem): somehow, can only ever be heard through your left ear. the bulb on xyr tail glows

traffic light (they/them): tail and antenna change color between red/yellow/green. easily startled

multiply layer (he/him): stains everything he touches pink. not allowed near sidewalk chalk for this reason

[spacialsquid]

there are now several more of them

[spacialsquid]

this post is going around again so here's a few more that i never posted!

[telumendils]

What do you think you're trying to understand about your story?

Dimension 20: Neverafter — Episode 9, “Origins”

[telumendils]

#the allegory to Black boyhood Lou brought to this character is simply unmatched by any other adaptation of pinocchio. it's That Good.

[anexperimentallife]

[ratwednesday]

There’s Something in the House 🧿

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Patron print for April

[liberalsarecool]

The bubble is nigh.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 is not changing anything by the way! some people just want them to change for some reason. my guess is that these people just don't understand how the site works and refuse to actually learn how it works, so they blame the site because it's easier for them that way.

[pangur-and-grim]

my neighbour stopped me when I was taking out my recycling, and said "when I park in front of your driveway and block it, and you leave a note on my car that reads 'please don't block my driveway', it makes me really mad." and I was just nodding like oh okay. yeah? huh.

[pangur-and-grim]

he brought up that I should feel indebted to him bc he ‘cleared my driveway’ with his leaf blower, but what actually happened is that he gathered every leaf from both of our properties and piled it in a calf-high mass at the bottom of my front steps, which I had to wade through to exit my house. I genuinely thought he did this as a calculated attack. it did not occur to me that it was a good deed.

[pangur-and-grim]

there has been some change in behaviour for the positive, though. like he hasn’t parked in front of my driveway lately, which is nice. and he stopped banging on my windows when I asked him not to. and he doesn’t go in my backyard anymore because I said “please stop doing that” and he said “I don’t do that,” and I said “I was literally watching you,” and he said “I only wanted to look over the fence into the other neighbour’s yard.” and he’s stopped going on to my porch at night to borrow my shovel (mainly because he broke the shovel and threw the pieces into my backyard), and he hasn’t taken my ornamental chicken statue and placed it in his garden again because I said “please don’t steal my chicken statue I can literally see it in your garden”. and he also hasn’t broken my recycling bin again, presumably because the lid can’t split in two any further. so we’ve had some positive improvements.

[pangur-and-grim]

important context to this is that the guy yells at his wife a lot, and yells at the female tenants living in his basement, and because he perceives me as a woman, I am slotted into the 'should cower in fear of his testicles' category. but I'm also 6'2 and constantly on the verge of a mental breakdown, so I can't really manage more than a dead-eyed stare when he tries this. just standing out there in my house slippers going "oh okay" until he pauses long enough for me to slip in a firm "but please don't bang on my windows anymore."

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[creaturesofcrispia]

real intense discussion in the Bestes household tonight

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[kabber]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hiveswap]

Sometimes i check on what the raw primal people are doing other than getting worms. Today's arguement: you cant eat salt because it's not primal

[hiveswap]

Poser you dont even eat raw bone marrow

[audrey-molinatti-art]

My new sticker destroy godzilla!!!! i redraw a meme with my artstyle ( soon i ll post a catalogue of my print with prices if you want to support me) i love how it came up