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"Carterrrrr, we don’t talk about that, remember? Take that to the grave."

"Bradleeeeeeey, just for that your gaydar is jumping up to a whopping fifty percent. I think I recorded a snippet of it, to be honest. Think we can get Seb to play it at the wedding?"

#//c.#the gayest and the cutest.#WE NEED DRAMA BECAUSE CARTLEY DRAMA WAS SO GREAT #CART WOULD GET SO SASSY

silyeogs

"You’re a doctor in training… If anything I’m trying to keep up with you, babe. I wouldn’t be the man I am today if it wasn’t for you on my team. Okay so I’m like — twenty five percent gay, twenty six when I bottom."

carter-kelly

"Twenty-seven when you strip to Ginuwine for your boyfriend in the middle of a hotel room."

#//c.#THEY'RE SO CUTE.

silyeogs

"Hmm, yeah — I like the sound of that but don’t worry, I won’t let anyone know about our long work nights. I’ve been saving up too, keeping the food truck open longer and I’m hoping to get promoted at the club to assistant manager, I applied for the position so once we get settled into being married I’ll be home at night more. I want to buy you the nicest house on the east coast — I know right? Just last year I was in a dark place but you pulled me out… Wow this got really gay fast."

carter-kelly

"Good. —-Not sure they can handle something this scandalous. Look at you, Brad — doing big things, how am I gonna keep up with you? It'll be nice to have you around at night — hopefully they ease out on the calls and we'll get to sleep on the same bed at the same time like normal married couples. Nah, I think you pulled yourself out. I just gave you a little bit of a push, s'all. I mean — you're marrying another dude, so it's expected that you're a little gay, just a little."

#//c.

shippinglikfedex

#I'M DEAD.#WHY WOULD YOU EVEN.#bradley

silyeogs

"Fuck yeah that makes me Mr.President. I get to bend you over pretty much every desk in the White House. Speaking of houses… Have you thought about us moving out? I know, I know, Seb and Oliver but they’re basically living together anyways, plus we’re going to be married soon, we need a place of our own to be nasty in."

carter-kelly

Does that mean I'm gonna have to start calling you Mr. President from now on? —You know, for the sake of professionalism and all, can't let everyone know I'm your dirty mistress, bending over desks behind closed doors. Uh..., yeah. Been thinking about a lot actually. I've been saving up as well, been working a lot of extra shifts and all. Fuck, I can't believe I'm marrying you..., we've come a long way."

#//c.#he hurts me.#cartley hurts me.#cries for months.

silyeogs

"That would be pretty fuckin’ weird since we all know you’re Superman with a great tan, can’t be two superheros at once, babe. So sexy, makes me want to hire you to write down everything I say so I can tell everyone I have the hottest secretary this side of the Hudson."

carter-kelly

"Oh yeah? Secretary? Does that make me the Monica Lewinsky to your Bill Clinton, B-Rad?"

#//c.#i hate zayn gifs they ruin my life.

silyeogs

"What if you actually did miraculously gain 20/20 vision over night? I’d make you keep wearing the glasses to be honest."

carter-kelly

"Don't see it happening, not unless I suddenly became Spiderman overnight or something. Yeah? You think I look sexy with these on? They're my sexy man-secretary pair."

#//c.