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@caruhdoc
maxinebouchet:
“we’ve had sex before doc, no need to pull out the sweet talkin’.” maxine teased, a soft blush creeping onto her cheeks. “still works like a charm though. you’re looking dishy tonight, very smart. i like the look.”
‘ geez. we’ve had sex before, maxine ... cool it. ’ he playfully straightened his tie, chuckling to himself as he offered her a smile. ‘ people might think you’re desperate, complimentin’ me like that. ’
‘ so who’d ya bring with you tonight ? ’
maxinebouchet:
“i need a drink. i haven’t worn a dress like this in a long damn while and i need a drink if i’m going to power through this night in heels.”
‘ ya clean up nicely. fuckin’ knockout. ’
francollivander:
frankie’s energy slowed, and her large grin faded to a satisfied smile. “ maybe it’s because i’ve got a cute face and you look like a troll’s taken a MASSIVE beating to you. ”
she was kidding, obviously. “ get your fucking knickers out of your arse, doc. bitchy ladies aren’t attractive. ”
“ my god, ”
he looked hilariously taken aback, eyes wide and mouth open as he stared at her in shock.
“ i’m SENSITIVE. i’m on my period. be gentle ! ”
he watched the exchange with his mouth ajar, a look of confusion evident as dumblebore walked away with a chuckle falling from his mouth.
“ why is it when you do that ... it’s charmin’ an’ shit. but when i do that, i’m a bloody tyrant who gets detention ? talk about double fuckin’ standards. ” // @francollivander
kittyabbott:
“ somehow that doesn’t sound such a fun fact. but, um … thanks for sharing anyway?? mcgonagall just doesn’t have a decent sense of humor — “
“ I could have told you she’d pretend not to notice the joke, keep you shackled like it was an unbreakable vow. “
“ s’called sarcasm, abbott. if it were ACTUALLY FUN, i’d be doin’ a dance an’ singin’ a tune. ”
“ least my guy sturg is the director. guess that makes it ... i dunno ... tolerable. ”
lu-sin-da:
“you wouldn’t understand.”
he could not see into her world, and know the sacrifices she had to make.
“other people’s opinions would never change how i feel for him.”
“—i am betrothed.”
“ ah shit. so my boy is a homewrecker, huh ? ” he heard a voice off in the distance, no doubt a specific drummer wondering where their lead singer was. turning slightly, he looked back at lucinda.
“ then what’s the fuckin’ point, right ? ya gonna get married anyway, so why drag him down with ya ? ”
lu-sin-da:
“i’m not fucking around with him.” lucinda let out a sigh, crossing her arms over her chest. she had never felt this vulnerable, but the relationship she had with him was her weak spot. “it’s more then that. but— you can’t tell anyone. there are—REASONS— but if it gets around the castle we’ll have to end it. and can’t loose him.”
“ why ? ” he asked point blank, already knowing the answer but asking nonetheless. “ ya care about him ‘til people tell ya not to ? ”
“ ‘cause god forbid lucinda talkalot has her own thoughts an’ feelings. ”
“ FUN FACT: you’re not allowed to drop out. once you audition, JOKE OR NOT, you’ve sold your fuckin’ soul. ”
“ mcgonagall is gonna have a killer time fighting over it ‘cause i sold that shit a while ago. ”
FOR: Caradoc Dearborn
FROM: A ghost
NOTE: Take a moment. Breathe.
mrlenemck:
marlene whistled as the boy teased on, a soft laugh falling from her lips. “sweets, haven’t you heard i’ve got a knack for spotting talent. go on then, it’s selfish not to show everyone what i’ve had the pleasure of enjoying.”
“ ... maybe. ”
“ sayin’ it now, if i get that teen angel bullshit, imma baby cupid that role. wearin’ a diaper, dick fallin’ out the side. talk about a dropout. ”
mrlenemck:
“oh hun you whip it out and the crowd will go wild. why not give it a go, if anything it’ll make the whole experience worth attending.”
“ summer lovin’, had me a blast. ” he lifted his finger in the air, slowly mimicking the rise of a boner.
“ but listen, darlin’ ... just ‘cause YOU went wild, doesn’t mean the whole crowd will. ”
mrlenemck:
“i’m not in charge of costume design but someone please tell me you’ll all be wearing tights in this shindig.”
“ i’d rather let my dick hang than wear any fuckin’ tights, i’ll tell ya. let the boys free. let ‘em sing along to the songs. ”
dacre by mario sorrenti 2018
lu-sin-da:
“…” lucinda let out a frustrated sigh, she knew he was no good at potions. the wheels turned in her head as she tried to think up another lie. but the only ones that came into her head were unrealistic and far fetched. “if you and mundungus are such good friends why don’t you just ask him yourself?” she asked, “his reaction will be much more enjoyable then mine.”
“ oh him an’ i are gonna have words, don’t you worry your pretty lil’ head about that. ” he tossed his cigarette on the floor, stepping out the light as he shot her another glance. “ but he hasn’t told me about you ... so i’m thinkin’ that means somethin’. an’ i swear to god, luce, if you’re fuckin’ with him ... ”
“ just don’t. alright ? he’s a good person, he doesn’t need that bullshit. ”
afortescute:
“how about you help me with our transfiguration assignment and we’ll call it even? no need for payment on this charms essay.”
“ i’ll help ya, darlin’, but i’m not sure just how helpful that shit’s gonna be. ”
lu-sin-da:
the air was tense. she knew that lying to him would be pointless but she also knew saying it out loud was much too risky. “you’re right. i am getting tutored. it’s just not something i want going around, if my father finds out i’m not doing well in potions he’ll have my neck.” her eyes travelled around the hall as she looked for signs of others. “that’s all.”
“ aw that fuckin’ sucks.” he said casually, taking a drag as he looked her up and down. “ screwin’ the guy despite not knowin’ dick about him ... if he was any good at potions, lucinda, he’d be sellin’ that shit. ”
“ wanna try again ? ”
