SHEPARD IS MY BATTLEMASTER; SHE HAS NO MATCH

When he died, all things swift and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.

[willowrosenberg1997]

[segamascott]

[marian-devotee]

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

[marian-devotee]

My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.

I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲

[thetruerarkher]

[sparklebog]

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

[sparklebog]

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

[fuckblast]

[Francisco de Goya]

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[entryn17]

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

[entryn17]

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[godisafujoshi]

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes

[vendetta06]

they invented Leon Kennedy so we can all be perverts together

[vendetta06]

[probuccalfat]

get off of her (mount everest)!!!

[callmeizukunotdeku]

girl 'mount' is literally in the name

[probuccalfat]

her non-colonial name is sagarmatha. get off of her. go home.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Found abusive family

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sometimes a group of queer, traumatized people come together and beat the shit out of each other and do DARVO tactics to recreate what their parents did to them. And that's beautiful.

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[throathole]

We need to make puffy fat cheeks the new it girl beauty trend and give all those celebrities who sucked out their buccal fat body dysmorphia

[mi1kw33d-2-deactivated20250505]

jfc every "body positivity" post on this godforsaken site is BEING OVERWEIGHT IS SO HOT AND THIN PEOPLE SHOULD BE ASHAMED how fucking hard is it to be nice to one group without tearing other people down

[covenendearment]

cry more

[throathole]

Thin people should be ashamed and they should cut their own arms off

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[isaactea]

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[ravioliet]

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw