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@caseclosednaptime
Yikes, haven’t touched this app in .. what, 8 years?
Hi.
Raitor, but that’s DCI Raitor Blanc to you. Detective Chief Inspector at D.U.M.P.
Forced on here by my lovely partner. I don’t expect to use this often.
..
Alright, that’s enough of that. Bye.
[Incoming call: DUMP Containment Centre 73] - @ice-on-my-skates
.. Christ.
[ He picks up the call. ]
.. Hello, this is Detective Chief Inspector Blanc speaking. What is it?
Heyyyyy favourite brother-in-law! Guess who!
.. What did you get yourself into?
Broke covert en masse! Miss Kitalpha here is being really nice to me though. She says you need to come pick me up. And like, legal stuff or something. They had me watch a really boring video.
.. Lord, alright. I’ll head over.
Oh, Kayli’s there?
Thanksssssss!!
Uhm, I guess so! Is that what you and Aria call her?
Yeah yeah, no problem. Just— try not to let this happen again..
Oh, yeah, it is.
I'll do my best!
Oooh, okay. I remember her now, I think. Met her like super briefly when I was five, right?? Also, they've got my core muted and it feels really weird. Anyways, I'll see you soon!!
Mhm, pretty sure. I don’t think I was there, but Aria told me about all that. See you soon.
[Incoming call: DUMP Containment Centre 73] - @ice-on-my-skates
.. Christ.
[ He picks up the call. ]
.. Hello, this is Detective Chief Inspector Blanc speaking. What is it?
Heyyyyy favourite brother-in-law! Guess who!
.. What did you get yourself into?
Broke covert en masse! Miss Kitalpha here is being really nice to me though. She says you need to come pick me up. And like, legal stuff or something. They had me watch a really boring video.
.. Lord, alright. I’ll head over.
Oh, Kayli’s there?
Thanksssssss!!
Uhm, I guess so! Is that what you and Aria call her?
Yeah yeah, no problem. Just— try not to let this happen again..
Oh, yeah, it is.
[Incoming call: DUMP Containment Centre 73] - @ice-on-my-skates
.. Christ.
[ He picks up the call. ]
.. Hello, this is Detective Chief Inspector Blanc speaking. What is it?
Heyyyyy favourite brother-in-law! Guess who!
.. What did you get yourself into?
Broke covert en masse! Miss Kitalpha here is being really nice to me though. She says you need to come pick me up. And like, legal stuff or something. They had me watch a really boring video.
.. Lord, alright. I’ll head over.
Oh, Kayli’s there?
[Incoming call: DUMP Containment Centre 73] - @ice-on-my-skates
.. Christ.
[ He picks up the call. ]
.. Hello, this is Detective Chief Inspector Blanc speaking. What is it?
Heyyyyy favourite brother-in-law! Guess who!
.. What did you get yourself into?
[Incoming call: DUMP Containment Centre 73] - @ice-on-my-skates
.. Christ.
[ He picks up the call. ]
.. Hello, this is Detective Chief Inspector Blanc speaking. What is it?
‘Keep coming home late & working overtime and I’m upset. What do you mean I get less time to see my amazing partner. Get me out of here.
I could try getting arrested! Or committing some more crimes. Would that give more opportunities? /silly /j
Please don’t honey. I think Ignaz is toeing that line already and I don’t want to develop a second migraine.
Oh yeah, actually, I don't think I've seen him since this morning! That's odd..
Dear god.
‘Keep coming home late & working overtime and I’m upset. What do you mean I get less time to see my amazing partner. Get me out of here.
I could try getting arrested! Or committing some more crimes. Would that give more opportunities? /silly /j
Please don’t honey. I think Ignaz is toeing that line already and I don’t want to develop a second migraine.
‘Keep coming home late & working overtime and I’m upset. What do you mean I get less time to see my amazing partner. Get me out of here.
Need to clear up my schedule to go visit the store..
(Ignaz sidles up to Raitor when Aria's out on an errand run)
Heyy there, almost-brother-in-law.. how's it uh, going? - @ice-on-my-skates
Hm? Oh, hello Ignaz—
‘Almost-brother-in-law’? Pfft, what’re you talking about?
But uh, It’s been fine. Busy and tiring, but at least I get to spend time with Aria, and you. And— anyone outside of the job, actually.
Well, you know, you haven't.. sprung the question, or whatever, so.. almost. Gotta keep reminding you that you and Aria should get like, hitched, or something. 'Cause you clearly both want to.
(he's got a bit of a shit-eating grin on his face, clearly liking that he has something to use for poking fun at Aria and Raitor)
That's good! Do you know how to ice skate? Aria said you like ice, but she said you just like eating it.
I— [ He gets a bit flustered. ]
Hey, I’m just.. waiting for the right moment, you know? .. And.. I don’t know. Proposals and weddings are just.. massive things. I don’t wanna spring that on him suddenly.
But eventually, maybe.
[ They ruffle Ignaz’s hair playfully. ]
Agh, nope. I don’t know how to ice skate. Bloody awful at it, actually.
.. Did she say that—? Well- She’s not wrong.
..Bro, she's wanted to marry you for years. I'm in utter shock that you guys aren't even engaged yet!
(He relaxes somewhat at the hair ruffle, like Aria. Maybe it's genetic.)
Bloody awful at it, eh? (he mimicked a British accent) Hmmm. Maybe you could learn!
She did! Do you want some ice?
.. We— will cross that bridge when we get there.
[ He hums slightly and takes a sip of some tea he was brewing up. ]
Pff, you two and your accents, I swear .. Hmm, maybe. I don’t know if I wanna fall on my ass 10 different times in front of multiple people, but.. I’ll think on it.
.. Y’know what? .. Sure. Why not.
...My brother, you are at the bridge. There are no trolls, and there is no fire. I believe in you! You can do it!
Yayy!!
Alrighty! (He picks up the bucket of water he had sitting beside him, swirls it for a second, focuses, and turns it all into silly little ice shapes. He hands the bucket to Raitor.)
.. Okayy, but it’s slightly rickety and I’m a little nervous.. So.. I-It’ll happen— when it happens. And you’ll be the first to hear about it, probably.
[ Raitor is mildly surprised upon being given a bucket, but takes it, putting one of the ice-cubes into his mug and taking a sip. ]
Mm. The icecube shapes are cute.. I might use those for a coffee, hah.. Thanks kiddo.
........Fineee... But you and Aria should like, talk about it, or something, and then she can help quell your fears about it, or whatever! If you're really that worried about surprising him.
No problemo, almost-brother-in-law!
.. Mmn.. I’ll think about it.
Think about it? Oh, British people and their thinking about things, oh boy! Never a good sign when the British start thinking.
Anyways, I'm off to go find something reckless to do. I'll see you later! Bye-bye!
I— [ They almost burst out laughing but control themselves ]
Right, okay. Have fun doing that Ignaz, try not to get into any legal trouble or break a bone. Bye!
(Ignaz sidles up to Raitor when Aria's out on an errand run)
Heyy there, almost-brother-in-law.. how's it uh, going? - @ice-on-my-skates
Hm? Oh, hello Ignaz—
‘Almost-brother-in-law’? Pfft, what’re you talking about?
But uh, It’s been fine. Busy and tiring, but at least I get to spend time with Aria, and you. And— anyone outside of the job, actually.
Well, you know, you haven't.. sprung the question, or whatever, so.. almost. Gotta keep reminding you that you and Aria should get like, hitched, or something. 'Cause you clearly both want to.
(he's got a bit of a shit-eating grin on his face, clearly liking that he has something to use for poking fun at Aria and Raitor)
That's good! Do you know how to ice skate? Aria said you like ice, but she said you just like eating it.
I— [ He gets a bit flustered. ]
Hey, I’m just.. waiting for the right moment, you know? .. And.. I don’t know. Proposals and weddings are just.. massive things. I don’t wanna spring that on him suddenly.
But eventually, maybe.
[ They ruffle Ignaz’s hair playfully. ]
Agh, nope. I don’t know how to ice skate. Bloody awful at it, actually.
.. Did she say that—? Well- She’s not wrong.
..Bro, she's wanted to marry you for years. I'm in utter shock that you guys aren't even engaged yet!
(He relaxes somewhat at the hair ruffle, like Aria. Maybe it's genetic.)
Bloody awful at it, eh? (he mimicked a British accent) Hmmm. Maybe you could learn!
She did! Do you want some ice?
.. We— will cross that bridge when we get there.
[ He hums slightly and takes a sip of some tea he was brewing up. ]
Pff, you two and your accents, I swear .. Hmm, maybe. I don’t know if I wanna fall on my ass 10 different times in front of multiple people, but.. I’ll think on it.
.. Y’know what? .. Sure. Why not.
...My brother, you are at the bridge. There are no trolls, and there is no fire. I believe in you! You can do it!
Yayy!!
Alrighty! (He picks up the bucket of water he had sitting beside him, swirls it for a second, focuses, and turns it all into silly little ice shapes. He hands the bucket to Raitor.)
.. Okayy, but it’s slightly rickety and I’m a little nervous.. So.. I-It’ll happen— when it happens. And you’ll be the first to hear about it, probably.
[ Raitor is mildly surprised upon being given a bucket, but takes it, putting one of the ice-cubes into his mug and taking a sip. ]
Mm. The icecube shapes are cute.. I might use those for a coffee, hah.. Thanks kiddo.
........Fineee... But you and Aria should like, talk about it, or something, and then she can help quell your fears about it, or whatever! If you're really that worried about surprising him.
No problemo, almost-brother-in-law!
.. Mmn.. I’ll think about it.
(Ignaz sidles up to Raitor when Aria's out on an errand run)
Heyy there, almost-brother-in-law.. how's it uh, going? - @ice-on-my-skates
Hm? Oh, hello Ignaz—
‘Almost-brother-in-law’? Pfft, what’re you talking about?
But uh, It’s been fine. Busy and tiring, but at least I get to spend time with Aria, and you. And— anyone outside of the job, actually.
Well, you know, you haven't.. sprung the question, or whatever, so.. almost. Gotta keep reminding you that you and Aria should get like, hitched, or something. 'Cause you clearly both want to.
(he's got a bit of a shit-eating grin on his face, clearly liking that he has something to use for poking fun at Aria and Raitor)
That's good! Do you know how to ice skate? Aria said you like ice, but she said you just like eating it.
I— [ He gets a bit flustered. ]
Hey, I’m just.. waiting for the right moment, you know? .. And.. I don’t know. Proposals and weddings are just.. massive things. I don’t wanna spring that on him suddenly.
But eventually, maybe.
[ They ruffle Ignaz’s hair playfully. ]
Agh, nope. I don’t know how to ice skate. Bloody awful at it, actually.
.. Did she say that—? Well- She’s not wrong.
..Bro, she's wanted to marry you for years. I'm in utter shock that you guys aren't even engaged yet!
(He relaxes somewhat at the hair ruffle, like Aria. Maybe it's genetic.)
Bloody awful at it, eh? (he mimicked a British accent) Hmmm. Maybe you could learn!
She did! Do you want some ice?
.. We— will cross that bridge when we get there.
[ He hums slightly and takes a sip of some tea he was brewing up. ]
Pff, you two and your accents, I swear .. Hmm, maybe. I don’t know if I wanna fall on my ass 10 different times in front of multiple people, but.. I’ll think on it.
.. Y’know what? .. Sure. Why not.
...My brother, you are at the bridge. There are no trolls, and there is no fire. I believe in you! You can do it!
Yayy!!
Alrighty! (He picks up the bucket of water he had sitting beside him, swirls it for a second, focuses, and turns it all into silly little ice shapes. He hands the bucket to Raitor.)
.. Okayy, but it’s slightly rickety and I’m a little nervous.. So.. I-It’ll happen— when it happens. And you’ll be the first to hear about it, probably.
[ Raitor is mildly surprised upon being given a bucket, but takes it, putting one of the ice-cubes into his mug and taking a sip. ]
Mm. The icecube shapes are cute.. I might use those for a coffee, hah.. Thanks kiddo.
(Ignaz sidles up to Raitor when Aria's out on an errand run)
Heyy there, almost-brother-in-law.. how's it uh, going? - @ice-on-my-skates
Hm? Oh, hello Ignaz—
‘Almost-brother-in-law’? Pfft, what’re you talking about?
But uh, It’s been fine. Busy and tiring, but at least I get to spend time with Aria, and you. And— anyone outside of the job, actually.
Well, you know, you haven't.. sprung the question, or whatever, so.. almost. Gotta keep reminding you that you and Aria should get like, hitched, or something. 'Cause you clearly both want to.
(he's got a bit of a shit-eating grin on his face, clearly liking that he has something to use for poking fun at Aria and Raitor)
That's good! Do you know how to ice skate? Aria said you like ice, but she said you just like eating it.
I— [ He gets a bit flustered. ]
Hey, I’m just.. waiting for the right moment, you know? .. And.. I don’t know. Proposals and weddings are just.. massive things. I don’t wanna spring that on him suddenly.
But eventually, maybe.
[ They ruffle Ignaz’s hair playfully. ]
Agh, nope. I don’t know how to ice skate. Bloody awful at it, actually.
.. Did she say that—? Well- She’s not wrong.
..Bro, she's wanted to marry you for years. I'm in utter shock that you guys aren't even engaged yet!
(He relaxes somewhat at the hair ruffle, like Aria. Maybe it's genetic.)
Bloody awful at it, eh? (he mimicked a British accent) Hmmm. Maybe you could learn!
She did! Do you want some ice?
.. We— will cross that bridge when we get there.
[ He hums slightly and takes a sip of some tea he was brewing up. ]
Pff, you two and your accents, I swear .. Hmm, maybe. I don’t know if I wanna fall on my ass 10 different times in front of multiple people, but.. I’ll think on it.
.. Y’know what? .. Sure. Why not.
(Ignaz sidles up to Raitor when Aria's out on an errand run)
Heyy there, almost-brother-in-law.. how's it uh, going? - @ice-on-my-skates
Hm? Oh, hello Ignaz—
‘Almost-brother-in-law’? Pfft, what’re you talking about?
But uh, It’s been fine. Busy and tiring, but at least I get to spend time with Aria, and you. And— anyone outside of the job, actually.
Well, you know, you haven't.. sprung the question, or whatever, so.. almost. Gotta keep reminding you that you and Aria should get like, hitched, or something. 'Cause you clearly both want to.
(he's got a bit of a shit-eating grin on his face, clearly liking that he has something to use for poking fun at Aria and Raitor)
That's good! Do you know how to ice skate? Aria said you like ice, but she said you just like eating it.
I— [ He gets a bit flustered. ]
Hey, I’m just.. waiting for the right moment, you know? .. And.. I don’t know. Proposals and weddings are just.. massive things. I don’t wanna spring that on him suddenly.
But eventually, maybe.
[ They ruffle Ignaz’s hair playfully. ]
Agh, nope. I don’t know how to ice skate. Bloody awful at it, actually.
.. Did she say that—? Well- She’s not wrong.
(Ignaz sidles up to Raitor when Aria's out on an errand run)
Heyy there, almost-brother-in-law.. how's it uh, going? - @ice-on-my-skates
Hm? Oh, hello Ignaz—
‘Almost-brother-in-law’? Pfft, what’re you talking about?
But uh, It’s been fine. Busy and tiring, but at least I get to spend time with Aria, and you. And— anyone outside of the job, actually.
Hey. Haven't seen you in a while. How are you?
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Hey Mads.
I’ve been fine, just pretty tired picking up cases, but knowing they’re solved makes me pretty happy.
What about you?
Working on trying to compile enough evidence to throw Jessica in jail for the shit her and her husband pulled before closeknit desolved...
It's exhausting I'll be frank.
Ah, yeah.. I remember that. I wish you luck on it. I know how exhausting cases can be. I think i barely get enough sleep at night, hah.
Yea... sleep is the bane of ever detective's existence it seems. heh... nice to see you happy though.
Yeah, seems to be. But y’know, it’s what the job calls for.
.. Thanks. I hope you’re not doing too bad yourself.
I'm happy. Especially now that that dreamwalker isn't messing with me anymore.
Er.. long story.
That’s good to hear.
.. Right. Uh.. Well, I do hope it gets better then.
It will. Anyhow. I hope to see you around raitor!
Yup, hope to see you around too, Mads. Good talk.
