I’m a professional overthinker

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@caserpants
I’m a professional overthinker
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
jack had absolutely no right to go this hard
Jack Black always goes this hard.
Wedding dresses r so weird and fucked up u spend 7k to buy a dress you will literally wear like once. Or twice if you decide to put it on when you have a breakdown and like axe murder your husband or whatever
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
exactly
Today’s letter is F.
And that’s a
FUCKING
EXCELLENT
IDEA!!!
I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out
im crying
The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
I’m here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
dogs are the absolute best.
corn cat…reblog for a plentiful harvest
Hey @therealjacksepticeye, I found a thing for you...
If Mark and Ethan are wearing the PMA merch I’m going DiE
I raise you- if BRYAN and TROY are wearing PMA merch I’m going to DIEEEEE
IF ANY OF THEM WEAR PMA MERCH I WILL DIE
Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff.
gryffindor | ravenclaw | slytherin
What
I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…
WHY DO ANIMALS KNOW TO STEP RIGHT ON YOUR nipnops...
*are we still allowed to say the n-i-double p-l-e word?*
Me: Wanna see some tiddies, please.
Tumblr: Sorry, not anymore. Too offensive.
Me: Oh.
Tumblr: We’ve still got swastikas, if that’ll help.
The Bethesda meltdown:
Delivers broken game
Says they will refund game
17hrs later says that it won’t cause you downloaded it
Specifically didn’t want game on Steam because Steam has a return policy
Falsely advertise collectors edition canvas bag
gave players 500 Atoms (ingame currency equivalent to $5 for a $200 fuck up)
After several lawsuits, they cave in and will now deliver the bags
Anyone who submitted a return ended up getting their entire information leaked to the internet
Several users brought this attention to the internet that they can see your address, email and credit card information and they can close and edit your tickets as if they’re tech support themselves
privacy violation panic
More lawsuits??????
Bethesda, what the actual fuck.
Well no more Skyrims!
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