I eat nerds for breakfast

i lost my shiny furfrou and my competitive team

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Betrayed by pizza. (sound on)

[zacharonyandcheese]

[laugh-addict]

meanplastic

[idioticteen]

trying to avoid old classmates in public like leonadro dicaprio avoiding the paps 

[thotcommunity-deactivated201709]

[bob-belcher]

[goalsmami]

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

[thebootydiaries]

me swimming in like 2ft of water: what if i died

[pyonexe-deactivated20150130]

ʖ haha got ur nose

[mantispinae]

( ͡°_ ͡°)

[bibidebabideboo]

[guineapigpixels]

[floating-space-jellyfish]

Mmmmm whatcha sayyyyyy

[nightlustrous]

i shouldnt be laughing,,,

[a6]

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

I cannot believe this

[lvndrskies]

when college kids grew up on spongebob

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

@theamazinggooseman

[weloveshortvideos]

The appropriate gift for someone you care about

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[dreaming-jaybird]

‘we’re flyin awea’

[rotarkscor]

[scaremoonturkey]

Every. Dang. Time. (With any game featuring an AI follower)

[weloveshortvideos]

#PronouncingThingsIncorrectly

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THE LAST ONE OMG

DEREK WATCH THIS

[musterniillustrates]

tag yrself.

[pr1nceshawn]

Pretty simple solutions.