RETAIL HELL.

« retail really is hell »

[cashiiered]

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎#CASHIIERED — an original fandomless character written by MORGAN

[cashiiered]

☆ — Sorry y’all, I’ve been in a weird mood about writing and there’s currently some pretty severe storms coming through, so I’m gonna try to get back to everything a bit later in the week.

[cashiiered]

☆ — STARTER CALL

Gonna be lurking for a bit and playing games, so like for a short starter!!

[roleplayers-ink]

A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[no-truth-in-the-shadows]

"... now available at your local Dreamtime Grocier!"

[cashiiered]

☆ — STARTER CALL

Gonna be lurking for a bit and playing games, so like for a short starter!!

[saturnisscreaming]

Pro tip: if someone is bothering you just simply spin your head around 360 degrees and tell them things about themselves that you should have no knowledge of

[cashiiered]

☆ — STARTER CALL

Gonna be lurking for a bit and playing games, so like for a short starter!!

[horrificmemes]

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

[stolememory]

“&– - In your eyes, I can see it still. Opened up, proudly on display-- - and hate begins to spill across the screens.” // @cashiiered liked for a lyrical starter

[cashiiered]

★ — A snort of AMUSEMENT leaves The Cashier, the corner of their mouth lifting with the hint of a SMIRK, « That’s a funny way to greet someone. »

Leaving NO TIME for a response, they continue, « It’s been quite some time since we’ve crossed paths, I thought you might at least ask me how I’ve been first. » The two beings were in no way friends or even acquaintances, they had merely encountered each other occasionally in the VASTNESS of the universe. Of course, that was before The Cashier was TETHERED to the store, before their POWER had been all but STRIPPED from them. They liked to think there was a mutual respect then, but they weren’t so sure now.

The Cashier leans on the counter in front of them, « But if you must PRY, I have a question for you first. » A smile stretches across their face now, too WIDE, too TOOTHY, « Did you really think that me being stuck here, DAMNED to serve anyone or anything that walks through the door, would change my attitude for the better? »

[thatsbelievable]

Friday Funnies!

[cashiiered]

☆ — THE CASHIER'S NAME

Amidst FRUSTRATION caused by an IRATE human customer demanding a name to report to a manager, the being behind the convenience store counter cared little about the human's PROBLEM with their « ATTITUDE. » They simply sought to appease the ANGRY customer.

Knowing their true name was INCOMPREHENSIBLE to the human mind , their eyes fell upon a keychain rack nearby, covered with an assortment of names printed on small charms. Picking the first one they saw, The Cashier UNSURELY replied, « My name is Skai. » The customer, seemingly satisfied with the response, STORMED away to find a manager who didn't exist.

For The Cashier, the name « Skai » was merely the first one they saw on the rack, chosen randomly and without any particular significance. It was an INCONSEQUENTIAL label used to bring closure to the UNPLEASANT encounter. The name has, surprisingly, stuck though and they still use it when asked.

[cashiiered]

@pear1ridged sent: « I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here. » — graham

★ — The Cashier SIGHED and leaned on the counter in front of them, slight ANNOYANCE leaking into their tone, « You and me both, BUDDY. » Their day had already been filled with far too many human interactions, and now they were being INTEROGGATED by one.

They genuinely HATED when the store materialized on Earth. The Cashier could normally deal with the human FANATICS and FOOLS who managed to get into the store via ritual, but when dozens come pouring in to buy whatever relic or elixir PIQUES their interest only to come back on the verge of a BREAKDOWN when they find it actually works, they find themselves at their WITS' END.

« Now, I'm going to have to ask you to either actually buy something or LEAVE. »

[cashiiered]

‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‎‎‎‎#CASHIIERED — a selective, indie, private original character written by MORGAN

[horrificmemes]

Small-Town Gothic Sentence Starters

Sentences that can work for a variety of situations, but inspired by the atmosphere of small town horror stories. 

“I haven’t seen your face around here. Who are you?” “You can’t go in there. No one is allowed in there.” “We don’t take kindly to trespassers.”  “If they catch you here, you’re dead.” “Nobody likes outsiders around here.” “There’s some things you just don’t ask questions about.” “Why is everyone giving me nasty stares?” “Whatever you do, don’t go wandering around after dark.” “Hi, where can I find the gas station? I need to get out of here.” “The people around here are really weird, aren’t they?” “You’re not welcome.” “Things were fine until people like you started showing up.” “This is the last stop for miles. You won’t find another motel.” “You can stay the night, but I suggest you leave before the sun comes up.” “I’ll show you where you’ll sleep. If you need anything, learn to live without it.” “So is everyone here in some kind of cult?” “I get an eerie feeling just walking around this place.”  “Sometimes when you see something you can’t explain, you just have to turn your head and ignore it.” “My neighbor got abducted by aliens once. That’s why he twitches.” “You probably shouldn’t drink the tap water.” “My car stalled out of town. Can I get a ride?” “I feel like some weird shit’s going on that no one talks about.” “Will someone please just explain what the hell is up with this place?” “God, I hate towns like these. It’s like being on another planet.” “You can drive to the next town, but it’s about two hours to get there.” “Why are there so many abandoned buildings?” “So why do you live here? You don’t seem like the other weirdos.” “This town’s got to have some good ghost stories, right?” “We haven’t had a visitor in a really long time.” “This town wasn’t even on the map.” “Do me a favor and be gone by morning.” “When you leave, please take me with you.”

[sandmandaddy69]

[memesomething]

First Impressions sentence starters

“You’re not… how I thought you’d be.”

“Is this what you’re really like, or was that an act?”

“I need to know this is for real. If you’re not genuine, tell me right now.”

“You’re… good at that.”

“I didn’t realize you were - maybe we should start again. I’m [name].”

“So this is what the (in)famous [Name] is like behind closed doors.”

“You have a lot of experience with this.”

“Do you know what people say about you?”

“You’re just like they said.”

“Why don’t you correct them? When people talk about you, and they’re wrong?”

“I thought they were exaggerating about you.”

“I’ve wanted to meet you for a long time.”

“Am I safe with you?”

“Do you mean that?”

“I’m just trying to figure out why you’re here.”

“What made you get into this/that line of work?”

“Look, you’re either going to help, or you aren’t. Which one is it going to be?”

“You … you chose me.”

“I… no, nothing. I just didn’t realize you were brave.”

“You’re going to get yourself killed/fired, you know.”

“Have you always been like that?”

“That was kind.”

“That was good of you.”

“That was stupid.”

“You didn’t have to do that. But you did.”

“You were there. You didn’t have to be.”

“I think .. I have you to thank, for this.”

“I wouldn’t be here without you.”

“I wouldn’t have been there if it weren’t for you.”