SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

❝ Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction. ❞ — Erich Fromm Many people just call me the ONCE-LER, which I suppose you can call me too. Can I interest you in the most popular item on the market: A thneed? It's only $3.98! It can be everything, and you definitely need it, because it can do anything you need it to do. Did you see that fantastic price? I assure you nothing else in the world can do what it can do. BIGGERING, BIGGERING && BIGGERING. art by the amazing emily hu.

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[cashmoneythneeds]

I'm here guys, I just... have to make icons and... eh... lazyyyy.

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I haven't had this blog for even a day yet and I already have 50 followers. Jesus.

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trxangleboy replied to your post: looking at videos of the onceler more...

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE ONE YOU REBLOGGED FOR FUCKS SAK E

vroom vroom get out me forest

[cashmoneythneeds]

【 okay but maybe YOU'RE BORING AND TACKY 】

"You’re really boring, and kinda tacky."

【 ɴαн ɴαн ɴα-ɴα-ɴα-ɴαн ; 】━

             ❛ Nobody asked your opinion! ❜

[cashmoneythneeds]

looking at videos of the onceler more like oh no these are great and now i miss the onceler fandom more than ever.

[cashmoneythneeds]

【 who the actual fuck 】

 【 —(••÷[ ⏳ ȿɹɲǿɥ µǝǝʇɹᴉɥʇ ⌛ ]÷••— 】

                ⊰🔮 ♛ 🔮⊱ ○●○●       

                            “     Well it’s a bit difficult to tell what                                                you dislike considering you’ve never                                                been outdoors for longer than 5                                                                               whole minutes. “

 【 тнe prιɴcιpαl oғ ɴαтυre ; ♚ 】━

              ❛           That's a lie, good Sir. I'll have you know                    I am and was a well traveled business man. I just happen               to be a bit more busy than I used to be. Business is business. ❜

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onceler: i'm in the truffula valley chop chop

lorax: gET OUT ME FOREST

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[cashmoneythneeds]

 【 тнe prιɴcιpαl oғ ɴαтυre ; ♚ 】━

              ❛       I really don't have TIME to talk,                   especially if you're here to tell me                       something I probably won't like.  ❜

[cashmoneythneeds]

inb4 i make a truffula flu verse.

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[cashmoneythneeds]

【 i have no clue but he needs to not 】

       [   …                  Touch.]

  【 ɴαн ɴαн ɴα-ɴα-ɴα-ɴαн ; 】━

             There's an audible noise of frustration coming from the              Once-ler's lips as the man touches his new first drafted                                                                                          thneed.

                         ❛  I would rather you not touch it. It's                                     still in the midst of production.  ❜

[cashmoneythneeds]

tandemfatum reblogged your photo.

Oh my God Jeff. Are you bringing back the Onceler fandom???

i'm bringing sexy back

yeah!~

[cashmoneythneeds]

  【 ɴαн ɴαн ɴα-ɴα-ɴα-ɴαн ; 】━

              ❛  Er, maybe you could not touch that?  ❜

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