How many pieces of pizza can I eat? A Lot.

I'm Casie. I'm Twenty. Married. I Really Like Pizza. And Lame Jokes.

[hungwy]

Im never becoming old and I’m never dying so God can figure that one out on his own. Not my problem

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[cartoonhangover]

(Source: 107 Facts About Spirited Away)

[hemodyke-deactivated20180710]

as a former ten-year-old and current girl, thanks

[esoteric-merit]

Man, one of the big reasons why Spirited Away really grabbed me, was that I felt that Chihiro did most of the same things that I would’ve done if I was her. On retrospect, certain things are really obvious now.

[drferox]

He can get on top of the fish tank to scream.

He cannot get down in a hurry when food appears.

[drferox]

Much scream

[benegesserwitch]

[breeeliss]

squidward is me on all my dating apps

[kardashiansfuckyeah]

someone: we both said some things we didn't mean

me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ......... sure did, pal

[ommanyte]

snail as old as slime

[liviacolomar]

the companions when courier six isn’t at the lucky 38

[unboy]

my cat: screaming, yowling, circling me as i use the can opener on a can of bean

me:

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[natitheking29]

Started awful

Ended great :)

[diana-1970-deactivated20181220]

[stability]

[digivolvin]

men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

[asgardian-viking]

Narcissus wrote this

[exphautaz]

I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.

[digivolvin]

i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me

[maybound]

me during reasonable hours of the day: i never want to do anything in my life Ever

me at 3 am: I Have To Learn How To Play The Piano Immediately

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)