Casino Shitposting

Hi, I'm a french casino dealer, and this is kind of a compilation of all the weird shit I see every night

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

literally every single tomodachi life screenshot i see has miis that look like either of these options and idk how to feel about this

[macabrevampire]

i haven't got ANY noticeable psychological issues #NormalGirl

[just-vt]

✨her 🌸

[autiacorart]

heartbreak feels so good

[menhera-vampiire]

[bamsara]

past all arguments with gen AI 'art' being pushed as a tool to make art more accessible, as a disabled creator myself, it's important to remember that:

a service that requires the stolen art of millions of uncredited artists in order to function

demands insane amounts of water and electricity, harming the environment and poisoning local communities around their data centers

used deliberately to take away paying jobs from real human artists so cooperates can save a buck, and frankly to my belief, implanted and encouraged the infighting so they could use us as a scapegoat and get away with it

it's capitalism, it's greed and it's ableist. That's not a tool for accessibility, that's a tool for exploitation

[bamsara]

I put this in the comments but I think it should be here too:

Personally, I think the argument that "this disabled person in the past could do it via *this* way, therefore why can't you" is also harmful to the disabled community.

People are going to have different limitations and there shouldn't be a standard to uphold them to, and accessibility resources to creating art (as well as many other things in life) are going to vary by each person.

If the money and time spent on gen AI development was put towards social rights, resources, developing accessibility tools as whole, and accommodating disabled people without (1) trying to 'fix' them (2) pushing them past their limits and to ignore their disability and (3) using us as a scapegoat, and everything that would actually MAKE the world safer and more hospitable for disabled people, there would be no incentive to use something that's not only thieving, but actively poisoning the earth to insane amounts and with cooperates buying up land and driving people from their homes.

We should have resources, rights, and accommodations as our right of being human. However, they don't think that providing those to us turns a profit, but using us as their mascot will

[casinoshitpost]

I need people to learn that tipping your dealers is near mandatory in casinos. If you genuinely want preferencial treatment at a casino try tipping your dealers, I swear it will change how the dealers talk to you, react to you, and overall their leniancy towards you. Just got a client who upon winning over 2500€ told me he'd tip me later and after he said that he didn't land a single bet and left empty handed. There's a regular who always tips 5 bucks every single time he wins regardless of whether he's losing or winning overall and we wait for him to play every single chip at roulette *before* spinning, simply because he's tipping. TIP YOUR DEALERS. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[casinoshitpost]

So, I work as a casino dealer. One day, two clients came in, a regular and a friend he'd brought along. That friend of his lost 16'500€ (19'116 USD) in an hour against me, then left. The regular came back some time later and asked me:

"Do you feel any guilt? How do you sleep at night?"

Of course, I gave a professional answer, but in my head I did the math. I'd just gotten my paycheck that day: 1'604€. I would have to work 10 months, 350 hours, graveyard shift, bank holidays, Christmas, new years eve, my birthday, to just even come close to what he lost in *one hour*.

So the truth is, I do not feel any guilt, I do not feel any compassion. 16'500€ would change my life, but instead of trying to help his community, his family, instead of trying to build something for himself, this guy spent it all on a casino and found absolutely no pleasure in it.

I sleep perfectly fine.

[casinoshitpost]

Rating ways people have responded to me saying good evening to them as a casino dealer:

"Good evening" 10/10 this is the correct response

"Yes" 5/10 glad it's a good evening for you but I don't like being disrespected my man

"Thank you" 3/10 are you dumb? Are you stupid? Were you raised in a barn???

No answer 0/10 acknowledge me dumbass I'm a human not a machine

[casinoshitpost]

Casino dealing is just waiting for people to place their bets for way longer than you should, getting told by your supervisor to stop waiting and get on with it, and then get yelled at by players for not giving hem enough time to place their bets... Sighs

[casinoshitpost]

Casino dealing will leave you with the weirdest collection of knowledge like wdym I know how much 9x35 is by heart but I will lag when I try to think of 6x7 what is this brain on about

[postcard-from-the-past]

Beach Casino in Marseille, Provence region of France

French vintage postcard

[casinoshitpost]

I'm a casino dealer, of course I can't laugh at people who bet on both red and black at roulette and think they're so smart for discovering this secret loophole....... Stop betting against yourselves please