Absolute Shalnark Simp

Casp | 22 | any pronouns | very mentally ill | demisexual panromantic

[crowshaped]

fellow losers first day fuckups

[itsk-tanafsu]

Please take a moment to appreciate that the first sci fi heroes Fry thinks of are all women.

[glitterstimdealer]

this was specifically to take the piss out of the show’s male fans btw

[aspacelobster-deactivated201812]

EVERY show should take the piss out of their male fans.

[secretotaku]

[kdinjenzen]

That pond is filled with progesterone

[woosh-floosh-art]

Tully monster happy meal order

[pangoroach]

Was gonna do all three but I cant draw ducks but if I only did yellow and red guy id be leaving duck guy out and so i only did red guy

[3v3jo]

You die in a lake

I think you drown

[carehounds]

Red guy but hes under the water and hunting for cod or perhaps some salmon

[colliholly]

I think he could use a hug

[peachmoths]

did you know jackalopes are my favorite cryptid

[tillman]

[fishwife-hiwaaranit]

Native Miku🩷😆😆😆

[fronomeeps]

RAH!

[papanorth]

[itscolossal]

Crochet Your Next Big Catch with Free Patterns from the National Park Service

[roaminromans]

[gracepostsmemes]

Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)

[punkitt-is-here]

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

[punkitt-is-here]

I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman

[punkitt-is-here]

Shoutouts to the funniest possible tags on this post