Burned out stars they shine so bright.

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[thememedaddy]

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[shaneofaragon]

do not forget what we should all be blogging about all the time: lesbianism

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

[demoncity]

UNPACKING (2021) dev. Witch Beam

[itsdappleagain]

[itsdappleagain]

people in my replies arguing for their fav white guy???

[innerchildabortionclinic]

WTF (where's the feta?)

[ghiblin]

SPIRITED AWAY 千と千尋の神隠し 2001, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[briargeese]

Hellebores (Lenten Roses) under a UV light.

[mizuthe-cat]

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

[mizuthe-cat]

I can literally give you crow for free

[heated-blanket]

Every time I see someone say “what is air?” or “trololol” on tumblr, all I think is:

get off tumblr, please.

[heated-blanket]

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

[egberts]

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[birds-in-posts]

Red-winged blackbird (Agelaius phoeniceus)

Common grackle (Quiscalus quiscula)

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[valtsv]

honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously

[valtsv]

like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like “oh fuck it’s that spooky old wizard” every time you showed up for a friend’s birthday party

[bramblepatch]

I mean to be fair, he seems to actively enjoy the hobbits’ complete lack of awe, because what Gandalf loves most about hobbits is that they as a culture are 1000% unimpressed by any of the mythic-scale bullshit constantly going on right outside their borders. The thing Gandalf loves second-most about hobbits is their weed.

What gets on his nerves is the rest of the free peoples of middle earth, for whom he is constantly busting his ass and who consistently respond to his attempts to help with “why don’t you ever have any good news?” and also who don’t offer him any weed.

[feenyreadscomics]

Third thing is that Hobbits build increasingly elaborate road systems to Keep Gandalf Out, which is really the sort of nonlethal enviormental enrichment he needs

[tosety]

Speaking as someone fast approaching 50, I see in Gandalf someone who is Tired™ and while he will not often smile, he adores the quietness of the Shire and also finds great joy in messing with people who take themselves too seriously

[sephirothhh]

You may not be able to fight like a samurai, but you can at least die like a samurai.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) dir. Quentin Tarantino

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[magistera]

セーラー戦士