A broken plate is like a shrimp

| Gay little freak with a blog | Late 20s |

[earthnode]

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[genderkoolaid]

idk what fem trans person needs to hear this but you should get a winter skirt. get a thick long wool skirt. or else you will find yourself with only thin warm weather skirts and then be either freezing cold or dysphoric come winter. do not do that to yourself. invest in a heavy warm skirt and then you can frolic through the snow in style and comfort

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[pajaritocoleebri]

bloodymary fans please im begging you learn how to draw non white features. I have seen far too much art completely ignoring Mark's Korean facial features in favor of giving him more eurocentric looks. Please learn how to draw different kinds of noses, eyes, and face shapes. some of you are getting on my nerves

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

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Charles Dickens

Zoot

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Statler and Waldorf

Gonzo

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Digit

Crazy Harry

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Thog

Pepe

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Ebenezer Scrooge

Muppet Joker

Remaining time:

@the-muppet-joker

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Count Von Count

Sam

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[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[magicalastronomies]

english speaking people will pronounce vowels in ways you've never heard before and you'll never hear again

[idon-twannabeperceived]

English speaking people pronounce vowels like they'll get in trouble for it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!