A broken plate is like a shrimp

| Gay little freak with a blog | Late 20s |

[weepingwidar]

Cornelius Völker (German, 1965) - Wunde (Wound) (2010)

[lyinginthesnow]

i like to entertain myself by thinking about Bad Succession -> (alternate reality succession where it sucks). constant sepia-tinted flashbacks to traumatic childhood memories, with echoey abusive dad dialogue. post-car accident kendall is haunted by a hallucination of the waiter everywhere he goes. shiv has girlboss moments where she triumphs against misogynistic men and they learn not to underestimate women. once you get started you can’t stop.. the ideas are endless. they would try to make kendall into a rebellious bad boy type with personal demons. he would have a scene where he stares into a cracked mirror to represent his fractured psyche

[libraryfag]

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

god the Bratz boy characters (Boyz) were so funny. there's so much gender going on here. these five utterly swagless men were as good as it got in the early 2000s.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

loving this confirmation that da boys were all wearing the same pair of shoes. there was a buy one get four at the old navy and the lads had to get in on it.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Thad™... they call me "SHARK" cuz' my CHARM sneaks up on you!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

all of their entries on the Bratz wiki (wikiz?) are so funny because they're like. they're characters that are designed to be interesting for young girls who like playing dress up with dolls but they're also supposed to represent the abstract concept of a Teenage Boy, whatever the hell that is, so all of their personalities are like "loves to flaunt the coolest clothes and flashiest shoes! has a huge collection of belts, gloves, and hats that he takes great pride in! also enjoys uuuuh monster trucks and death metal"

[wretchedwomenblorbos]

Holding my blorbo up by the scruff of her neck to show her to you

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[kingdeath000]

day 1 oc creation: bad childhood, homosexuality

day 15: oral fixation

day 35: favorite color is blue

[nocontxt404]

2x08 Dundee

[boozehund-blog]

[caden]

the conqueror… an unstoppable force

[boozehund-blog]

the fool…..

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[reptile-girl]

did you know if you cut a hole in a watermelon and fill it with milk and shake it up and cut it in half and put sugar and chili powder on it and then heat it up you'll have a big disgusting mess and everyone will think you're fucking stupid

[valtsv]

[xylofondue]

Ik it’s the end of pride month

but why do people think that people attracted to multiple genders have their queerness just. disintegrate the minute their lips touch a person of the opposite gender

like biphobia has been put on full display with the “everyone deserves sunshine” trend when it comes to bi or pansexual people in relationships with the opposite gender (especially women) where half the comments are “you HAVE sunshine” or like “YOU ARE THE SUN!!?!”

just because someone is with the opposite gender doesn’t mean they still don’t like the other side???

[theconcealedweapon]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Video summary: Tiktok by @pippabarnes - clips of a person with alopecia applying colourful makeup and other decorations to a bald spot as part of very dramatic looks, narrating now her relationship to her bald spots has developed over time