A broken plate is like a shrimp

| Gay little freak with a blog | Late 20s |

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[boxheadpaint]

dont forget;

[boxheadpaint]

But never forget.

[sashagreys-juul]

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

[mabelsguidetolife]

i’ve only read tumblr posts and undertale fanfiction. can i write the spicy young adult novel to change the world.

[raccoonmilf]

Hello? TikTok????

[the-muppet-joker]

Hey I'm sure there's a perfectly innocent reason someone could be desperately searching for muppet hole. Muppet hole is a normal thing to want

[xanaxfarts]

[nazguldivorce]

Who out there is putting football on my dash??

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[glitchedlad]

reblogs were turned off for this one but i want it on my blog too

[casgirl]

It’s so SO insane to me that people have a problem with Lupita perfect timeless face Nyong’o in the Odyssey and not Matt Damon who looks like he has never known a world without Dunkin’ Donuts

[weepingchoir]

they can perform Paralyzing Palm Strikes

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

[johnwinchesterofficial]

trying to pick out a christmas present for my nine year old son and i just can’t decide…

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[princessdraconic]

if my rice cooker was a woman i would be conflicted about fucking her. id try to like romance her a little, you know? go on a few dates and learn about her interests. it'd feel really bad to try to get up her skirt as soon as i saw her just because i want her extremely badly

[ink-the-artist]

Goodnight Bunny

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level