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abimee

0v9

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

experiment41

an orange cat is a dog

sm64mario

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

395nm

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

aloofraven

Trondheim public transit;

Rub boogers all over your phone. Just do it.

#skjekka ut

cart-a-hearts

Saruman tuning into the Merry and Pippin show

#I would do the same #but not for nefarious reasons #lotr

starlightxraven

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

appalachian-werewolf

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

mrsjdavis

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

weepingwidar

Cornelius Völker (German, 1965) - Wunde (Wound) (2010)

lyinginthesnow

i like to entertain myself by thinking about Bad Succession -> (alternate reality succession where it sucks). constant sepia-tinted flashbacks to traumatic childhood memories, with echoey abusive dad dialogue. post-car accident kendall is haunted by a hallucination of the waiter everywhere he goes. shiv has girlboss moments where she triumphs against misogynistic men and they learn not to underestimate women. once you get started you can’t stop.. the ideas are endless. they would try to make kendall into a rebellious bad boy type with personal demons. he would have a scene where he stares into a cracked mirror to represent his fractured psyche

#succession

libraryfag

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

batmanisagatewaydrug

god the Bratz boy characters (Boyz) were so funny. there's so much gender going on here. these five utterly swagless men were as good as it got in the early 2000s.

batmanisagatewaydrug

loving this confirmation that da boys were all wearing the same pair of shoes. there was a buy one get four at the old navy and the lads had to get in on it.

batmanisagatewaydrug

Thad™... they call me "SHARK" cuz' my CHARM sneaks up on you!

batmanisagatewaydrug

all of their entries on the Bratz wiki (wikiz?) are so funny because they're like. they're characters that are designed to be interesting for young girls who like playing dress up with dolls but they're also supposed to represent the abstract concept of a Teenage Boy, whatever the hell that is, so all of their personalities are like "loves to flaunt the coolest clothes and flashiest shoes! has a huge collection of belts, gloves, and hats that he takes great pride in! also enjoys uuuuh monster trucks and death metal"