A broken plate is like a shrimp

| Gay little freak with a blog | Late 20s |

[earthnode]

[birdbigbutch]

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

[nukadog]

every man needs one thing and thats a hallucination of their evil situationship that they keep around at all times.

[enjoliquej]

Drew/modeled a friends cat for artfight as an animal crossing villager

[zombiezinmydreams]

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[orthoscheme]

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

[a-weird-being]

[ivipl1]

i love when women have a deeper or raspier voice. its very charming

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[3rabbit]

sister (deadbeat)

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[mlembug]

Hi

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[stay-the-knight]

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[thehmn]

The names of weekdays in Danish sounds all mystical and cool until…

Søndag (Sunday) Day of The Sun.

Mandag (Monday) Day of The Moon.

Tirsdag (Tuesday) Tyr’s Day, the old half-jotun god of law, order, fairness and combat.

Onsdag (Wednesday) Odin’s Day, the old god king of wisdom, magic and warfare.

Torsdag (Thursday) Thor’s Day, the old god of thunder, rain, strength and battle.

Fredag (Friday) Freya’s or Freyr’s Day, the old sibling gods of prosperity, wealth, love and peace.

Lørdag (Saturday) Day of Bath, bath day…

Our ancestors were big into bath time, so I suppose the message here is that self care should be considered sacred and that cleanliness is next to godliness?

[zereshq]

needless to say I am hopelessly dependent on The Character