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Me, before I saw this: old timey dancing in cartoons has to be over-exaggerated for effect

Me, now: old timey dancing in cartoons had to be toned down to promote a sense of realism because they were too good at it

verminfang

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

redstonedust

idk i think you should make this character's heterosexuality relevant to the narrative. i mean why are they cis if it's not servicing the plot. you can't just throw story elements in for no reason if you're gonna make an able bodied character it should really serve a purpose. like why are they white are you just trying to fill a checklist? :/

namethatghostling

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

audioexorcisms

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

raisinchallah

whaling wife running the business back on nantucket: wow its so nice to see u its been so long i thought u might have died but i kept our affairs in order

himedanshi whaler husband: how was it...