A broken plate is like a shrimp

| Gay little freak with a blog | Late 20s |

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[gnar-slabdash]

[hutsonwoolyums]

people in my notifications who still use “otp” tags, you give me a beautiful surge of nostalgia every time I see you, and I love you for it

[hutsonwoolyums]

otp: do i make you curious

otp: forever if you ask

otp: like i love you

otp: i’m coming to the cottage

otp: after all these years

[ayeforscotland]

How does fanfic of Harry Potter support JKR? People should be allowed to write fanfiction whenever they want!

You are granting JK Rowling cultural capital and relevance. Write about literally anything else.

[ratsquinks]

just one moment let me have a quick little sippy before we continue fighting

[what-even-is-thiss]

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[anglaised]

i never thought about it like that

[mayleeillustration]

The King And The Future.

[targetedknowledge]

[sapropel]

Sometimes your bad coworker will be like "I can't do anything right & I ruin everything I touch :(" and you can't even comfort them because like damn. Yeah. You really can't do anything right and you do ruin everything you touch☝️

[sapropel]

HE'S GETTING FIRED. NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!

[moonyeyes]

and what if they were sisters huh what then

[beloved-icarus]

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭

[spacehunter-m]

[im-staying-calm-this-time]

Chronic illness sucks because you’ll catch yourself thinking shit like ‘I wish it was possible to bathe regularly’ or ‘they should invent a digestive system that doesn’t hurt’ and then realise… that’s actually the case for most people. That’s the norm. Not only do most people have that, they don’t even think about it