FOR LEGAL REASONS EVERYTING I SAY IS A JOKE
Hey. I'm Cassandra, but mostly people call me Annie. I'm Unovan. Won't be more specific bc I ain't dat stupid. I know I sound like dat Meowth from dat fuckin kid's cartoon, but I'm bettah than him because I ain't never been caught. Small-time thievery is my passion.
Got myself a Diggersby now! His name is Max!
And a blue mienfoo named Mustache~
Teams are for shmucks, losers, amateurs, and jackasses. I ain't none a dose things. I'm just tryin ta survive out here in dis cruel world. I do as little harm as I can get away wit, I just don't see da point in cruelty.
I'm mostly just an average joe shmoe, BUT! I do got one ting goin for me. I got a keen sixth sense. People who hang around long enough start learning to trust when I say we gotta split. So I started earnin da nickname Absol. On account of da fact dat listenin to me is in your own best interest.
Lotta people with dirty money have tried ta hire me for dat, but I don't stick around dat long.
Stick around an' have a chat if you are also interested in crime :)














