average unovan street rattata

[cassandrafunnycrime]

FOR LEGAL REASONS EVERYTING I SAY IS A JOKE

Hey. I'm Cassandra, but mostly people call me Annie. I'm Unovan. Won't be more specific bc I ain't dat stupid. I know I sound like dat Meowth from dat fuckin kid's cartoon, but I'm bettah than him because I ain't never been caught. Small-time thievery is my passion.

Got myself a Diggersby now! His name is Max!

And a blue mienfoo named Mustache~

Teams are for shmucks, losers, amateurs, and jackasses. I ain't none a dose things. I'm just tryin ta survive out here in dis cruel world. I do as little harm as I can get away wit, I just don't see da point in cruelty.

I'm mostly just an average joe shmoe, BUT! I do got one ting goin for me. I got a keen sixth sense. People who hang around long enough start learning to trust when I say we gotta split. So I started earnin da nickname Absol. On account of da fact dat listenin to me is in your own best interest.

Lotta people with dirty money have tried ta hire me for dat, but I don't stick around dat long.

Stick around an' have a chat if you are also interested in crime :)

Run once again by @tigirl-and-co lmao. Any pronouns, although she/her is the preference and it/its works just as well. Shares a universe with @licensed2faint and @kantonianthomas

This blog will have casual mentions of death, homelessness, crime, murder, and other unsavoury topics. This is Annie's reality, and she will talk about it as such.

Annie is a street rat in her early twenties. No roof over her head, moving from city to city. I'm trying to play her as a sort of 'jerk with a heart of gold/rough around the edges' type character. She has a NOTABLE soft spot for anybody younger than herself.

IMPORTANT: THIS BITCH IS GONNA GET EEBIED. Probably a bit further down her storyline, but it WILL happen.

Pelipper and Musharna mail are ON, but she's unlikely to accept Pelipper mail from strangers or random handouts. Union Circle is on. Everything else is off.

in-character hate is encouraged! She's tough, she can take it.

[jisuto]

[deathbysaturn-deactivated202603]

Imagine you and your f/o(s) are out on a casual walk, perhaps running errands or simply enjoying a gentle stroll together, when light rain suddenly begins to fall from the sky. At first it is nothing much, nothing you can’t tolerate until you make it home, but with each passing second, the rain grows heavier until it is pouring down. You and your f/o(s) scramble to find shelter and eventually manage to duck beneath a bus stop.

Though you’re soaked through, water dripping from your clothes, you laugh together and lean into one another for warmth and to dry off. Huddled close, you decide to wait out the storm together, cracking jokes and enjoying each other’s company. Perhaps getting caught in the rain isn’t so bad after all.

[amphyfleece]

Various Absol Graphics - F2U

[sutexii]

ABSOL Print ✦ X

[magicianfalkor]

let the seer absolve itself

[olivias-antics]

meringue used charm it's super effective

[poketcg-art]

Absol -- Shiburingaru

[vial-of-venom]

emo dog for u all

[lyricsxmusings]

Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours

○○○○○ | ATTRACTION ○○○○○ | AFFECTION ○○○○○ | INTEREST ○○○○○ | LOYALTY ○○○○○ | TRUST

LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH

[cassandrafunnycrime]

We's made it to Lacunosa, by da way. But da guy said he wouldn't put my stone on a chain without a lil help around, which is why I ain't left yet

like c'mon, man. Youse already owes me a favor!

[deactivated-blog]

Reblog If You're OK With IN-CHARACTER Anon Hate!

//Note this is SPECIFICALLY IN CHARACTER. Attacks against the muse(s) are fine and all in good fun. Attacks against the mun are harassment and are NOT okay.

[pokemonarchive]

Absol (2024) - Illustration Contest Top 100 Illustrator: basiliskenvy

[plasma-reyesofsunshine]

Left the city thanks to them, heading north? I think there’s a chance that… I don’t know :(

[cassandrafunnycrime]

If youse headin north outta castelia, dat means youse on route ta nimbasa!

Nimbasa is one a da bettuh cities ta hole up in, since nobody tinks twice about a guy nappin on da fairgrounds. plus if youse knows where ta look, youse can find plenty a shelter and suckers ta pickpocket at da stadiums. Lotsa tourists who don't know how ta keep an eye on dere money

[plasma-reyesofsunshine]

Oooh! That’s where everything started! That’s almost exciting!

I would feel bad stealing stuff but… I guess I’m already a criminal and a bad person so… :’)

[cassandrafunnycrime]

Listen. I know stealin don't feel good, but neithuh does stahvin ta death. Do what youse gotta ta survive an worry about da morality of it latuh.

[plasma-reyesofsunshine]

I guess so… Maybe… Maybe I’ll stick to trainers so it feels less horrible :(

[cassandrafunnycrime]

True. Most trainers can just get back what youse steal in an hour, haha

[plasma-reyesofsunshine]

Left the city thanks to them, heading north? I think there’s a chance that… I don’t know :(

[cassandrafunnycrime]

If youse headin north outta castelia, dat means youse on route ta nimbasa!

Nimbasa is one a da bettuh cities ta hole up in, since nobody tinks twice about a guy nappin on da fairgrounds. plus if youse knows where ta look, youse can find plenty a shelter and suckers ta pickpocket at da stadiums. Lotsa tourists who don't know how ta keep an eye on dere money

[plasma-reyesofsunshine]

Oooh! That’s where everything started! That’s almost exciting!

I would feel bad stealing stuff but… I guess I’m already a criminal and a bad person so… :’)

[cassandrafunnycrime]

Listen. I know stealin don't feel good, but neithuh does stahvin ta death. Do what youse gotta ta survive an worry about da morality of it latuh.

[plasma-reyesofsunshine]

Left the city thanks to them, heading north? I think there’s a chance that… I don’t know :(

[cassandrafunnycrime]

If youse headin north outta castelia, dat means youse on route ta nimbasa!

Nimbasa is one a da bettuh cities ta hole up in, since nobody tinks twice about a guy nappin on da fairgrounds. plus if youse knows where ta look, youse can find plenty a shelter and suckers ta pickpocket at da stadiums. Lotsa tourists who don't know how ta keep an eye on dere money

[cassandrafunnycrime]

I was gonna move on to da next town today, but da weather is so bad dere's minor flooding. So's I guess I'm stuck heah for a while