Bishop's Severed Torso

he/him | DarkLord935 on AO3 | fandoms including but not limited to: Alien, Evil Dead, Until Dawn/Supermassive, Zero Escape, Star Trek TOS (haven't watched tng onwards yet), Resident Evil, Silent Hill, The Thing, Uncharted/TLOU, Horizon || terfs dni

[inthetags]

Reblog in the tags with a Vine you still frequently quote

[inthetags]

Entertaining the idea of past lives: reblog and put in the tags who or what you think you were before your current life. (*Based on the way you act, not what you wish you were!)

[my-hyperfixation-blog]

Grace's enclosure has windows with signs outside saying things like

'Savior Teacher Lover of Life from Across the Stars Friend Grace

For the benefit of our dear alien you currently stand in a beam of 'light' so he can 'see' you. Please offer a wave or a couple taps to say hello. Please only a few taps if he doesn't tap back as it can be a stressor. Thank you for engaging with Savior Teacher Lover of Love from Across the Stars Friend Grace.'

And not only does this boost morale for Grace its a huge attraction for the Eridians. Even after years and years people come to wave and tap with Grace everyday. Fourth favorite place in the biosphere after his classroom, his ocean (still blows his mind that he has an ocean-that they made him an ocean- that Rocky and Adrian made him an ocean), and his house.

[mothy-mothyfromao3]

My own contribution to this

[thyminee]

Cauldron Kappa pt 2

[miyku]

Resident Evil 3 Remake | ▶ dev. Capcom

[lowpolyanimals]

Calico Kitten from Minecraft

[quasi-normalcy]

The strongest guy in the Magnus Archives is that one guy who was so obsessed with his dog that he just walked right out of the Spiral because it was her dinnertime

[discopiranha]

This is one of my favorite episodes. Fears can't hurt you if you're chill enough. The guy who walked in a spiral for four hours and then just left because he remembered he had somewhere to be is, to me, the avatar of the entities' fear

[strangehorse]

strongest people in the magnus archives:

guy who kept the coffin of the buried in his living room and used it as a coffee table

walked out of the spiral because his dog needed dinner

the plumber who was so inattentive that the stranger put on a whole spectacle for him and he straight-up missed it all

the guy whose primary concern with the evil taxidermists was whether or not they were money laundering (they weren't)

[ace-scientist]

AND he didn’t even realize evil taxidermy was at play for the longest time because he came in like “I love and respect autistic people, of course I’m not judging eye contact”

[wizardarchetypes]

we CANNOT forget the woman that was actively being swallowed by the buried and when there was nothing she could possibly do she lied down on the ground and accepted her fate so thoroughly and with such calm that it had to barf her back up.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

And if my memory is correct she KEPT TAKING THE UNDERGROUND TO WORK

[zerowordsonthepage]

Whumpee's eyes watered from the impact. Blood splattered on the concrete floor, mingling with the sweat already residing there. Whumper pulled their fist back, knuckles red and raw.

"Stay down you bastard," they spat.

Whumpee just reset their mutilated nose. They grinned, teeth bloody.

"I can do this all day."

[thisisherlaststraw]

"I only wish that I could hear your voice again." — GAIA to Elisabet

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[pukicho]

Am I your special little boy

Not particularly

[pukicho]

This is a really fun post so far

[gatoburr0]

The Horizon games are like “so to get by mount to the location you wanna go you have two paths, it’s either a trail monitored by three giant Fuck You And Your Whole Family birds who will inevitably see and attack you or the other one where the Eat Shit And Die cat on steroids will also inevitably see you and possibly attack you”

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[syn4k]

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

[syn4k]

(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.