#this is rude

[b-yyearns]

i know ive said this many different times many different ways but let me kiss a boy stupid till hes blushing, grinning silly, and just absolutely floating on cloud 9

[f0point5]

What in the British bias bullshit did I just read?

[unfairlyfallen]

Delivery to Mr. . . Eh? Magnus? Bouchard? Other?

It looks like somebody has ordered you a. . . Fitting treat from the bakery! We hope you enj- oh it just blinked. Um. . . here just take it.

[ENCLOSED IN PARCEL - (1) Small order of Guaraná]

- @the-eternal-bakery

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Hm.

I certainly don't recall ordering anything from a bakery.

I will check with my personal assistant, but she is the only individual I can think of who would surprise me with a pastry that isn't either poisoned or some sort of practical joke...

-And considering the, well, the blinking, I'm going to assume it's closer to the latter.

I don't suppose there's a note attached?

Just leave it here and I will call Sonja from Artifact Storage to run a few tests on it.

Thank you. 👁️

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[daughterofthesunlands]

Unacceptable.

[littlepaddedprincess]

the mailroom is holding my diape packages hostage >:|

[emphasisonthehomo]

Also this shit is fucking stupid and not what the archive is for.

[uhhhhhhhhhummmmmmmm]

OMG IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT THE HELL

IT'S JUST A LITTLE GUY