Unemployed In Greenland

Old by middle schooler standards | She/her | Not in Greenland

[donttalkaboutitwriteitdown]

king

@bitch4rd on twitter made this

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[lexd]

gmail = garry's mail

[saturniandragon]

garry's spot

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[eyecide]

Buckethead at the Haight Street Fair in San Francisco 2003

[romcommunist]

hey...the failed trump assassination made me think about how I missed my shot with you and how I haven't been right in the head ever since. hope you're doing okay

[romcommunist]

this was for the ear one. I learned about the one today in April 2026 because the post started going around again

[recoiled4]

[moleshow]

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my bitch doesn't say much shes curt like cobain

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[brucespringsteencomments]

[stoned-ratpack]

I wonder if Neil’s owner/s know about how we celebrate the date of that photo

Neil himself is long gone from this world, and yet every April 13th this group of internet strangers come together to celebrate him and his act of banging out the tunes. Like an entire holiday, all for this little guy

Cause I think it’s pretty beautiful if you wanna get all sentimental and sappy

[plants-and-concrete]

good news :)

A Brief And Fruitful Quest To Find Neil, Who Banged Out The Tunes | Defector

The story goes something like this: On Thursday, April 13, 2006, Neil sat down at his piano, and played some tunes. The only piece of surviv

[wav48k]

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

[wav48k]

"i love your earrings" thanks! its where jfk got shot

[wav48k]

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

[punkrorschach]

[bedupolker]

Pros of AI: my landlord that im sueing is using AI for his defense instead of hiring a lawyer (despite having the money to do so) and it is fabricating laws that don't exist which im told is not great in the eyes of the court, so maybe ill win :D

Cons of using AI: the rest of it