Cassie Hack

[indolullaby]

[acceptanceineveryshade]

I’m going to die.

[mangalho]

A++++

[abksol-deactivated20160626]

LITERALLY HOW TO MAKE GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL

[prince-of-panties-deactivated20]

did the priest’s head just explode.

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

This makes me smile so hard every time

[yesiammclovin-deactivated201912]

5 second films

[tophattery-deactivated20210124]

I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME 

[sikeitscharlie]

THE NOTES

[spacegoat-herder-blog-deactivat]

New cover for Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury. “The spine is screen-printed with a matchbook striking paper surface, so the book itself can be burned.”

[sixxofcrows]

WHO THE FUCK WOULD BURN A BOOK

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

have u read fahrenheit 451

[cassiehacks]

i could also use some fluff.

[cassiehacks]

things I have learned from 2012 me: buttressed is an actual word.

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Fair point. The reasoning is less to protect my identity and more to sell the imagery. A Batman would not be very scary if he had a normal man’s face."

[cassiehacks]

"Do you have people that you love? I mean in your other life, where you keep the suit in Batcave and you try your best to be ordinary. People you must protect?"

[statuesqxe-deactivated20140616]

cassie hacks: she’s on the list of people it can’t be >_<

[cassiehacks]

SIGH FALSE ADVERTISING.

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Tell me something."

"What do you see when you look at my eyes? Do they remind you of a human, or a monster?"

[cassiehacks]

"You're asking the wrong girl that question. But I say, I see a man, because I've seen monsters. And when I look at your eyes, I see Vlad."

[vampires-pee-deactivated2011101]

Okay guys, I'm getting off tumb--

[nuclearpiss]

heartcrossing:

HOW OLD IS THIS FREAKING POST

[polysensates-deactivated2015080]

wtf are goodies i want one

[potterdetectiveinthetardis]

wait woah isn’t that like the super ancient version of tumblr

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

We discovered a fossil

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"You can ask. I might not answer."

[cassiehacks]

"Why wear a mask?"

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Normal is… difficult." Frowning and setting first one, then the other, Wonder Woman figure down on the table, he picked up the beer in front of him and cradled it for a moment. "I’m sorry for everything you lost. It’s never easy, going through that."

[cassiehacks]

"I'd say. Especially when you've never really been normal." The word was bitter in her mouth, worse when it left her lips."Yeah. I guess everyone's bound to go through that whole crap cycle at some point...Can I ask you a question?"

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"That’s… unfortunate." Frowning heavily and reaching back down to his belt, he pulled out one of the figures again before looking back up to her. "What happened to Vlad?"

[cassiehacks]

"Vlad's dead. Boyfriend turned out to be a bad guy, killed Vlad, went crazy, I killed him. Now we're just waiting for a cure to stop reanimating corpses." She huffed, taking a swig of her beer. "Then I can finally hang up my bat and try to be normal."

[cassiehacks]

i need smores rn

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

His brow lifted slowly at the Wonder Woman figurines, the corner of his mouth quirking upward slightly. “I think I do, yes. Tell Vlad I said thank you.” Reaching out, Batman accepted the figurines and looked them over for a moment before slipping them into an empty slot on his belt. “That why you came all the way out here? For a pair of shapely toys and to make sure all hell wasn’t breaking loose?”

[cassiehacks]

"Yeah. About that." Cassie shoots back instantly, eyes darting to her feet. "My story's over, I've reached the end of being a superhero serial killer and believe me, my finale sucks a bag of dicks. Turns out, Vlad doesn't survive the ride with me, I'm cleaning up the mess...And the toys were one of them"

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Things have been quiet. More of the usual, but nothing like you’re looking for."

[cassiehacks]

"That's good. The numbers are dropping, and they should be. Just stopped by to have a quick check. Anyway uh--" Cassie cleared her throat, knowing why she stopped by wasn't just for a friendly hello. "Vlad, my big friend, remember? Yeah he uh...he left these for you." She mumbled, pulling out a couple of wonder woman figurines. "He said you'd get the hint though I sure don't."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"…"

“One.”

[cassiehacks]

"Atta boy. Anyway, just wanted to drop by, see if Gotham still suffers from cannabalistic zombie killers."

[onlythegoodstaydead-deactivated]

"Hey Batman. Guess who's back in town. Fancy a beer?"

"Cassie."

"I don’t drink while I’m working."

[cassiehacks]

"You're not working now. One won't hurt."

[willz-deactivated20120504]

[imvanntastic]

joroxoutloud:

fuckingjayy:

chyeaahitssean:

willz:

willz:

Do you see these two guys? These two are pictures of my friends Gavin and Nick. 

If you look close enough you can see someone’s face behind Nick in the closet. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night they were killed. My friends were just having a sleepover because Nick came back from New York because he was on vacation with his family. The next morning Gavin’s sister found him and Nick’s body in the closet exactly where the face was. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them. 

If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed Gavin and Nick will appear in your closet in exactly 227 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends. 

This is not fake. 

Oh fuck, this was on the news today.

son of a…

FUCK.

i saw taht n i was like OH SHIT…. i almost fainted

LOL I just want to reblog cause that’s a legit scary picture. Not cause of the warning.

[kiango]

I SWEAR IM NOT REBLOGGING BECAUSE OF THE WARNING BUT THAT’S A RAD-ASS PICTURE

[clingychinatsu]

Well… Better reblog then

[quirkybrittany-blog]

roflmao this is so fake if u look closely it’s a fake but tbh that asian guy with the white shirt is cute ^_^

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