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Random thoughts about superman (2025)

Jimmy is a metahuman with some pheromone that attract women and that why he's so unconfortable because he know the attraction isn't genuine.

Lois is bisexual, the way she talk about Eve being hot like come on SHE LIKES GIRL, i'm even saying that Clark her first boyfriend after a LONG list of girlfriends

Clark is bi too because i said so, and that bi4bi Clois is peak, also ''you think everything you look at is beautiful'' bi core.

People at the daily planet think clark, lois and superman are in a throuple, Clark hate it, Lois started the rumor by saying Clark and Supermann are so close they take showers together.

Lex Luthor is bisexual too, yk the scene when superman is escaping and Fleurette ( Lex ex blogger gf ) is fighting with a guy over who is gonna tell the guard about superman escaping ? the guy is Lex ex bf, because i said so.

Lex also has a crush on Superman but instead of being normal about it he create a war and makke it everyone problem.

Cloix ( ou Clexis like Rachel said ) would be incredible in this universe, like give me a thouple.

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Tristan nde

Okay, guys, ik we're all focused on Avery's pregnancy test BUT.

The important thing in the episode is going to be Tristan almost dying. He's only in one scene of the promo, and Max and Avery are shown twice in the infirmary without him, WHEN HIS JOB IS BEING A NURSE.

Tristan is definitively gonna be the patient with internal bleeding that Max can't find...

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wlw dating stereotype

long ass first date

the first date is not actually one but 10 different date, coffee then bowling then movie theater then restaurant then just walking because everything is closed ( or you're broke from all these date in one )

second date less than 1 week after the second

walking in the street

5 dates before the end of the first month

meeting the friend the first week

deleting dating app before the first date because ''it could be the one''

pointing to every rainbow

walking in a park

being officialy in a relationship before month 2 of dating

leaving the first date already thinking about 10 more like you don't know eachother for 6 hours, but,hey, the ''feeling'' here

oh, also walking in a forest

moving in together in 6 month

walking on the beach

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thinking about writing a fic

I'm thinking about writing a fic about apollo after his trials.

Him falling in love with a couple of mortal, not just being attracted to them, in love like he loved Daphne and Hyacinthus.

He met this random couple at a concert and can't stop himself from thinking about the fact that he is gonna ruin their life.

He fell in love twice and both time it ended up horribly, why would this change now ?

He met them, again and again, week after week, and one day they invite him to their wedding.

They are so happy together, why does he keep meeting them, knowing that he's gonna lose them ?

One day they died, struck by lightning.

Look like appolo doesn't have to confess his love for them to died.

And now he's begging Hades to bring them back from hell.

ifk if i'm doing an happy or a sad ending, gonna depend of my mood

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wlw culture is complaining about not having a gf in front of the girl they want to have as a gf.

Then the girl will reply ''same''

And it's gonna repeat for month until one of them actually got the balls to ask the other out for a date ( without forgetting to specify that it is a romantic date, otherwise we still have a few months before them dating, because, yk friendly dates exist. )