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hello funny people in my phone

im Cass, an artist, writer and editor. I'm a pretty funky guy so stick around

I'm multifandom and I like frutiger aero 🐠

About Me

I'm trans and gay

fih 🐠

I'm very multfandom if there's a fandom out there I've probably been in it

bday is September 8th

I like art

British ☕🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🫡

love reading

DNI and shi

i don't have a super set DNI but here's things i don't fw that I will block you over

radqueers (do not.)

right wing/centrists

any bigotry

proships, comships, darkships, stuff like that (incest, pedo, loli/shouta, abuse, weird age dynamics, I can't think of more but ykwim)

people who suck

shedtwt/"hell is a teenage girl" behaviour

otherwise I block freely but int all you want I won't kill you

I have a sideblog @casstheclairvoyant abt spn lmao

ok bye

#cass.talks #new intro #I won't delete my Beatles shit it's still fandom #I js didn't wanna be constrained to a fandom yk #intro #intro post #frutiger aero

transylvanianstarvation

Thank you for the tags @clairvoyantdisease and @fear0fdying

Name: Sylvan

Age: Older than sixteen, younger than twenty.

Relationship status: In a relationship

Sexuality: Straight/Heterosexual

Crush Initial: S and technically C (both my gf she just has two different names)

Followers: 304

Favourite mutuals: @morbid-vampyr @that-vamp-starr @vvallachia @saeraaaa @quixotic9999999999 @shame-in-you @coldmilkbeforebed @clairvoyantdisease @fear0fdying @bassyperson @samstalgia @lordst-ofeth-edge @vtheblaire @nightmare8-420 @necr0cism

[none of you have to do this by the way]

bassyperson

aww im one of your favorites :]

Name: Steven

Age: 15

Relationship status: single and probably wont be looking for a while

Sexuality: Gay (like, i like men), and if i do end up using the microlabels SIMPLIFIED im aroace (demiroantic and aegosexual)

Crush initial: n for nobody aha

Followers: tbd

favorite mutuals: @b4thory-1t-w4s-all-a-ho4x @krakencran @whitestreamrct2 @k-mart-hair-42 @notevennotpron @realmustaine @kirkwahmmett @reasons-to-not-end-it @th3-c0njur1ng @transylvanianstarvation @5000voltsthroughme (sorry we don't interact) @sludgekill in no particular order

no pressure to do this (yes hi i know i also tagged prev stfu)

k-mart-hair-42

thanks for the tag twin 🥹

Name: Katt

Age: 16

Relationship status: single and happy 😛

Sexuality: toric, meaning I’m out of the gender binary and I like guys

Crush initial: uhhh JH kinda sorta aha /j

Followers: idk man I aint counting

Favorite moots: @booplushie @b4thory-1t-w4s-all-a-ho4x @notevennotpron @whitestreamrct2 @ifperadventurethisbetrue @idontgottatellyoucrap @bassyperson @vinnie-p0t @sludgekill I KNOW I TAGGED PREV BRO 😭

idontgottatellyoucrap

YAYAYAYAYAY THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME TWIN

Name: Cheerio, Lennon, Starr, Twiggie and I think I have another but i can't remember (none are my real name bruh)

Age: 16

Relationship status: single and have never dated. Im open to whatever happens bro but im a hopeless romantic BUT im happy single, idk man

Sexuality: bisexual :3 I dont exactly have a preference i like who I be liking

Followers: in the 100s I think but I can't remember specifically

Fav moots: IF I FORGOT ANY OF YOU IM SO SORRY @b4thory-1t-w4s-all-a-ho4x @axlthetwink87 @5000voltsthroughme @sleepyykal @whythefuk @georgeharrisonswife-real @ramohn-wilbury @sunny-of-the-beatles @gummybrahh @eggieeggsta @spiritusnonsanctii @bassyperson @k-mart-hair-42 @simpforsimon @nuclear-atm0sph3ar (I definitely forgot some moots but I'll update when I can)

Also open tags to join, jump in if you want!

ramohn-wilbury

AWEE TYSM FOR TAGGING ME!!

Name: Ramohn, or Adam ^_^ (my ogs knew me as scruffy for some time 🥹)

Age: teen :P (not really open about it online)

Relationship status: single ehhhh how i crave for a relationship, i have had relationships in the past and they all went., interestingly :D

Sexuality: bisexual, i dont have an exact preference, but ive mostly dated trans men !

Followers: last time I checked,, 94!

Favourite moots: HERE YOU GO I LOVE YOU ALL:: @oakwood-art @georgeharrisonswife-real @eggieeggsta @apple-starkey @leeintheskywithdiamonds @verkool @xo-cherrycola @beetle-apple ((@lennonology @earlymorningbluesandgreens, i dont really interact with you much, but i do think you two are suuuper cool trust))

eggieeggsta

hm🤔🤔🤔alr…😳😳😳

name: eggie

age: eggie (it’s a secret shh shh shh😳😳)

relationship status: I’m not dating anyone and it’s gonna STAY LIKE THAT.🥺🥺🥺

sexuality: straight ally boiii😳👍✅

followers: 312 (“hate to be that guy… b b b but mama!!… I’m famous!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” [shut up eggie])

@verkool @sunny-of-the-beatles @gummybrahh @ellamybelle @nonsense12355 @kittiekittiemeow @georgeharrisonswife-real + open tags!!!!!!

cassthefunnyman

im never tagged on these but idc i love em

name: cass/cassian

age: fih (not open abt it)

relationship status: single and hopefully staying that way for a while

sexuality: gay demirose (demiromantic/sexual)

followers: 6 lmao

@inertiacreep35 @suzysletters @luvriry @strang3n3wz

#cass.reblogs #tag game

eggieeggsta

woaaaaaa ahh George 🥺🥺

#the baby #I love him #his teeth are gorgeous #cass.reblogs

emergency alerts keep going out and I'm shitting myself

#cass.talks #nothing major #there's been a lot of fires in England and Wales so it was basically saying to stop doing barbecues and shit #still scary #I hate the eas noise #emergency broadcast system #I hate it here

eggieeggsta

WHOS YOUR FUCKIN DADDYYY.

cassthefunnyman

YOU ARE PAUL 😥

#cass.reblogs #giggles

charleywrites

dear god please send me a man who looks exactly like chubby john lennon

prolly gonna launch a spn sidebloh cause this shit is so peak

#cass.talks #Sam put me on supernatural #@unicorncalledsam #thank you #supernatural #spn

eggieeggsta

If John and Paul got married what would they do with their last name🤔🤔🤔

John would take the last name McCartney

Paul would take the last name Lennon

they’d combine their last names

Voting ended onAug 13

cassthefunnyman

they didn't call it Lennon-McCartney for nothing

#cass.talks #mclennon #hehe

laughs

Dear John.

I remember when we first met in Walton, at the Village Fate - it was a beautiful summer day, and I walked in there, and you were on the stage, and you were singing “Come Go With Me” by the Del Vikings. But you didn’t know the words, so you made them up. “Come go with me to the penitentiary,” it’s not in the lyrics.

I remember writing our first songs together. We used to go to my house, my dad’s house, and we used to smoke Taifu tea with this pipe my dad kept in a drawer. It didn’t do much for us, but it got us on the road. We wanted to be famous. I remember the visits to your mum’s house, Julia - she was a very handsome woman, very beautiful woman - she had long red hair, and she played a ukelele. I’d never seen a woman who could do that. I remember having to tell you the guitar chords, ‘cause you used to play the ukelele chords.

And then on your 21st birthday, you got 100 pounds off of one of your rich relatives up in Edinburough, so we decided we’d go to Spain. So we hitchhiked out of Liverpool, and we got as far as Paris. We decided to stop there for a week, and eventually got our hair cut by a fellow called Jurgen. And that ended up being the Beatle haircut.

I remember introducing you to my mate, George, my schoolmate, and him getting into the group by playing “Raunchy” on the top deck of the bus. You were impressed.

And when we met Ringo, who had been working the whole season at Butlin’s Holiday Camp, he was a seasoned professional.